Lame pick-up lines.

If you were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine because I would activate the shit out of your reward pathway.
 
Girl, do you shit out sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass.
 
I'm not actually this tall, it's just I'm sat on my wallet.
 
Babe, are you a wifi? Because I'm really feeling the connection.
 
I just love skydiving.. I could fall for you over and over again.
 
I know I'm missing a couple of teeth but it just means more room for your tongue girl..

 

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right on is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"

Tip: This only works if you have a foreign accent.

 

wow
 
          so much booty
 
in luv
 
                                         u r bootyful
     much hot
                          roses r red
 
violets r blue
 
 
              i wan b inside of u
 
 
 bubble but 
 
 
          bae

 

Do you like dragons cus I'm gonna be dragon these nuts across your face.

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Is that a mirror in ur pocket cuz i can see myself in ur pants

Sent From Pluto

 

"I hope youve got good house insurance. Because Im gonna smash your back doors in."

 

Why don't you come back to my place; we can have a little sex, maybe some dessert.

 

I want to perform Jihad on your pussy

 

Have you got a plaster? Because I cut my knee falling for you Sent from my HTC One using Grasscity Forum mobile app

 

Girl, the things I'd do to you they'd arrest me for in 27 different countries

 

Are you from Tennesse? Cause youre the only ten i see.

 

Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky? ☆

 

I just want to tell you to me your actually beautiful. I'm not the type of guy to give away money, but I do want to get you A-Lone.

 

Or you can always ask the dj to drop the beat to panty dropper (trey songs, song), and just sing the song. Threesome everytime.

 

HEY, I go down like PSN
 
are you related to yoda? coz yoda-licious
 
are you the bottom of my laptop coz you're hot
 
dayum are you sitting on the f5 key because dat ass is refreshing
 
I hope you're an .iso file.. because I want to mount you
 
oh you still use internet explorer? you must like it nice and slow

 

Are you a parking ticket? Caus you got fine written all over you

 

Hey hot stuff, i want you to spit out the gum and meet me in the back in 10 for some glaglugladin'g

'Then when i snap my fingers you will return to the labcoat' no comee on i dont wanna go back to the nothing, the no women the.. My god it looks like iv re-dorkitated'
(Hahah proffesor frink when he got mind controlled by the magitian)

 

Nice shoes.wanna fuck

 

"So, it seems we are both good and drunk ..."
 
"Care to help prepare me for a cigarette and a nap?"
 
"You make my right hand jealous."