Homie got a blumpkin lol

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by LAMedicate, Jul 10, 2013.

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  1. #1 LAMedicate, Jul 10, 2013
    Found out today my homie got a blumpkin from this SUPER nasty chick. She's not bad looking but she's known for being down for anything. That just seems too dirty though.
     
  2. #2 Exodromos, Jul 10, 2013
    Doesn't matter if she is nasty, at least he got a blumpkin right? I don't know many people who have. 
     
  3. #3 Jayohe12, Jul 10, 2013
    awe man i envy dude. 
     
  4. #4 GanjFarmer', Jul 10, 2013
    The shit smell would kill my hard on fast
     
  5. #5 JetLifeStoney, Jul 10, 2013
    what is a bumpkin
     
  6. #6 JetLifeStoney, Jul 10, 2013
    lol I'm guessing anal? lmaooo
     
  7. #7 coraygc, Jul 10, 2013
    blumpkin is giving a blowjob while the guys taking a shit
     
  8. #8 zonkedout, Jul 10, 2013
    its a bj while your shitting
     
  9. #9 zonkedout, Jul 10, 2013
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    damn you coraygc
     
  10. #10 LookinLikeJimi, Jul 10, 2013
    this is the first time i've ever actually heard of someone getting a blumpkin. ive heard people say they got em then the follow it up with something like "naw man thats gross jk" to hear that someone got one... interesting.
     
  11. #11 mr0jack, Jul 10, 2013
    That's nasty..
     
  12. #12 LAMedicate, Jul 10, 2013
    I know right! I keep imagining how he asked her to do it lol
     
  13. #13 Ninjaballs, Jul 10, 2013
    She probly walked in on him jacking off while shitting and finished the job
     
  14. #14 Hello there!, Jul 10, 2013
    I tried jacking it while shitting once. No bueno. Definitely didn't increase the 0 desire I had for a blumpkin :laughing:
     
  15. #15 El fumar diablo, Jul 10, 2013
    I dont know how people can use more than 1 hole at a time. Either im cumming or im shitting, dont think its possible to do both at the same damn time!
     
  16. #16 Humetralis, Jul 10, 2013
    I just get a whiff of that shit smell and my lady boner retreats like France.
     
  17. #17 captain zigzag, Jul 10, 2013
    Not gonna lie that's pretty fuckin epic lol
     
  18. #18 Tastytrichomes, Jul 10, 2013
    i didn't know it was actually possible to maintain an erection while taking a shit
     
  19. #19 The Incredible, Jul 10, 2013
    wtf? i thought blumpkins were like 1st base
     
  20. #20 Hello ladys, Jul 10, 2013
    lolwtf
     
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