This one guy I use to work with was a mmj patient. Super annoying. He was always like "I need this because its my medicine, and people who use it recreationally shouldnt be allowed" motherfucker was healthier than me. He was a part timer and I was a manager. He would tell me because he had so much experience that he was told to keep an eye on me implying he was really in charge. I was like naw man your a 30 year old taking orders from a 22 year old. Final straw I asked him to chop me a gram he said Im gunna get in trouble if I get caught. I understand you dont want to take a risk but man im asking for a gram not a oz or pounds. Ive been approached by strangers watching me blaze asking to chop them a g. I usually give them a free 5 chip.
Tbh I think we know the same guy. What's his name? Assuming it's the same guy I hate that guy, he used to be my dealer and shit. I don't think there's that many dick head short stoners. Sent from my Z850 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Just about anybody anymore. I'm an incredible lightweight, as I have stated a few times in my few weeks here. Every time I smoke even a little bit I zone the fuck out. I'm usually very good with words and can hold my own in a debate about anything. Until I get high. Oh I've got great responses to anything and everything, I just seem to lose the ability to relay said ideas to my mouth. So I sit there, in my own little world, and just zone out. And every time, no matter what, someone will keep asking me if I am ok. Now, I get it, people are concerned. But by them asking me, I then get self conscious and it ruins my high. So now I just don't smoke with others anymore outside of my wife and the 2 people who understand I am going to go "night night" once we toke. I'm probably on someone's list as "the weird guy who gets all quiet and odd off of like 3 hits."
I used to sesh with these two girls, one was chill AF and the other one, don't even get me started, she would take like one hit then act high.she was really rich too because of her parents, so she had like 5 top quality bongs she never used either. Oh man, the worst thing was that she would always be starting shit with my other friend whenever she had to pass the piece, she'd just hold it there for what felt like days, then when we got sick of her we'd just take it and she would get suuuuuuper pissed and we'd be like,fuck bud chill out. Shit....lit times other then her.
Im from a small town so all stoners know eachother. Well I knew this one kid thats maybe 5 years younger than me and invited him to a sesh me and a couple friends were having. He didn't have any weed but i can share once or twice. Well this dude kept smoking all our bud. I loaded a bong, smoked and passed it to him - bowl empty. I reloaded and passed it the other way, get it back - empty. This dude kept smoking whole bowls in one rip and it pissed me of beyond belief. If someone offers you free weed you take what you can get, you don't smoke all of their shit. And he kept telling me to reload after his hits. Eventually I was like "ok sorry bro we are leaving for a party and the dude we're going to doesn't like you, sorry" so we ditched him. Later that night he starts messaging me on fb begging me for more weed. I was like "dude i aint sharing no more with you, go to bed" Sent from my SM-G920F using Grasscity Forum mobile app
I was over at a connects house picking up some herb one day.. He had some buddies over so, we started passing the joint around.. one of his goofy looking friends was trying to show me how to smoke it, like it was my first time or something. I was dumbfounded.
So many people are bad to smoke with. Unless I know you and know we can have a good stoned convo, I would rather smoke alone almost 100% of the time
My bro has ADD or some shit but it's worse when we smoke lol. I gotta say "hit that shit" every time I pass him the bong haha
So I have two stories regarding this one kid. It was my good friends little brother, had smoked a few times with him and he said he didn't feel anything. One day we invited him to my house, we were just chillin, listening to music and on this occasion we were using a wood Sherlock Holmes peice. You know the rest, and this kid was the highest mother fucker I've ever seen, what I remember the most is he went into the corner with his back against the corner, and he shut his eyes and slowly began to fall into a prone position while snoring. This was funny as shit to me at the time because I wasn't even on this planet. The other story probably happened a few weeks later I'd say, and around this time me and my buddies had found this trippy ass video on YouTube the video says it boosts your high so we would watch it when we were smoking and just get tripped out. Anyway it has this techno music in the video and it speeds up super quick and then a clown pops up, and when the clown pops up my friends little brother is sitting there baked out of his mind, and just bursts out crying when the clown pops up. It sounds like we smoked out a little kid but he was older
Some kid I barely knew was like can I come smoke with you when me and my friends were going to smoke after school and the whole time he was just fiending out like "can I get the next hit" or "u just took 2 puffs pass it" haha like chill bro ur gonna get ur pot
So he will just drop his pants and start beating it Sent from my SM-G928V using Grasscity Forum mobile app
A friend of mine in college used to smoke weed in the car while driving, while not a big sin, it drove me crazy cause thats asking to get caught. Not only did the car smell like weed but he never used eye drops, I was like OMG you are so going to get arrested some day. Making matters worse is when I tried to light up in his car, he came unglued and said I was going to get him arrested... I was no dude, you are going to get you arrested... Wow just wow,
Don't know if this has been said yet, but there's always that one guy who didn't put in but will hold onto the blunt for like 5 minutes and hit it like 5 times and keep talking and not passing it and when u say something he'll go " oh my bad dude" then hit it again and THEN pass it Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum mobile app