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how to pass a RANDOM drug test

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by tltsol, Mar 24, 2013.

  1. Hello guys. Long story short, I got caught smoking 4 months ago. Parents said they would drug test me occasionally and if I failed I would have to move out (I cannot move out at this moment because of the financial situation I am in). I've been clean for close to 70 days. I passed the first test they gave me. It was a shitty walmart marijuana only piss test. When I got tested, I walked in the door from work one night and my dad said 'I need you to piss in this cup'. So only a couple minutes notice. Also, he stood by the bathroom door while I did it. I want to start up again. My friend passed one of those tests with fake piss and a warmer. So I'm wondering. Could I continue smoking every now and then if I carried fake piss 24/7 around my parents? Things to be careful about? Pros and cons of this idea? Thanks guys.
     
  2. Id save the $ you would spend on weed and move out of the low security prison you call home
     
  3. Good way of putting it. However, back in my prime, I made a secondary stash of about a quarter of weed and a shitty hitter just in case my first stash was gone. So I wouldn't be spending anything.
     
  4. Or keep some fake piss hidden in your bathroom
     
  5. Man I was in this same situation a few years back after I got caught. I just bought a 30$ bottle of fake piss an carried it with me at ALL times. I would just use the teachers lounge microwave to heat it up each day before going home, and it would retain its heat in the hot recesses of my loins haha, compression underwater is very useful in keeping it in your pants. Both my friend and I successfully used this method, just make sure that it is the right temperature (it should have a temp gauge around 90-100 degrees) and you should be golden. The kit I got even came with a strap to attach It to your thigh and a tube so that you can hold it while lookin like you are just holding your piss faucet. Just ask your lhs which they would suggest, as there are usually tons of different kits. Good luck, happy tokin'!
     
  6. Wow sweet thanks for the advice man!
     

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