Raise the self esteem of the blade above you

He's down and under, yet maintains a fearless optimism.

 

you're beautiful. and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise. I love you.

 

It would be an honor if you rammed me in my butt

 

I bet your pussy is so tight

 

The gods were pleased when they watched you in the shower this morning.

 

Every morning when I wake up, I bask in sunshine coming in while thinking back and reflecting about your posts. It's the highlight of my day and I would even go as far as to say it's among the greatest pleasures I've had the chance to enjoy in life.

If presented an opportunity to drink with friends, I often decline so that I can instead stay in and really commit my head to your posts. I work solely for the reason of having money so I can pay the internet bill and can continue reading. They're far better than most every book over read

 

you are the count, so you must have excellent taste in childrens programming

 

you shine so bright it's insane you put the sun to shame c:

 

I would let you blow me

 

You got a purty mouth.

 

You had an epic adventurous life thus far

 

AGH ninja'd

I'd love to toke with you, you sound whopper

 

irish accents are sexy

 

Telamaracorp pens are an awesome idea

 

Get outta my house. hahahah


You have a great sense of humor that is needed in this day.

 

you smell like fruit

 

Your posts delight me.

 

You have pretty eyes.