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Famous Stoner Quotes

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by ChRoNdoJah, Jul 27, 2006.

  1. Amazing quotes!:hello:
    here's some of the qoutes from me and my friends when were stoned:

    to live without music is like to walk in a desert.
    HOLY SH!T did i just bite mt tongue?
    WOAh woah woah, i am in no shape to be tickled right now.
    I woud never ninja fight my sister!
    if i was a waffle you woudn't eat me right?
     
  2. "You guys, my mom is calling! Can you smell weed through the phone?"
    - paranoid stoner
     
  3. One of my favorites from one of the best stoner movies ever.

    "You got a joint man"- David Wooderson
    "No"- Mitch Kramer
    "Well it would be cooler if you did"- David Wooderson

    Matthew McConaughey at his best in Dazed and Confused. :hello::smoke::hello::smoke:
     
  4. "It's a just a plant it just grows like that, and if ya should happen to set it on fire...there are some effects!"

    "You ain't never heard of a motherfucka overdose on Marijuana, you mighta thought that n**ga was dead, he ain't dead! He gonna wake up in thirty minutes hungry enough to eat everything in yo' house! That's the side effects: hungry, happy, sleepy!"

    Quoted from Katt Williams :D
     
  5. "Every day is christmas, cuz i be smoking that reefer."
    Lil Wanye
     
  6. #46 marcusclarkus, Jan 19, 2009
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    One of my favorite quotes. Blows my mind when I think about it deeply.

    The truth. I gotta +rep for these quotes.

    edit: I just read the one in your signature too. So fucking crazy. I love this shit when I'm high.
     

  7. i love lookin back at the times i was RIPPED as no other..and remembering LAUGHIN long time like hyenas during this funny ass shit.
     
  8. "Wait! We can't stop here. This is Bat Country!"

    Sorry, I couldn't resist. Haha, I was reading through all of those quotes, and I heard 'em all (in my head, of course) in Johnny Depp's voice from Fear and Loathing, lol
     
  9. what about:

    marijuana have taught american teenagers the metric system"
     
  10. I like that you have so many for my favorite stoners: Jim Morrison and Timothy Leary
     
  11. "please excuse me while i kiss the sky"
    -Jimi Hendrix
     
  12. All of the Dr. Albert Hofmann quotes are about LSD, not Marijuana.
     

  13. Pretty sure it's Actually the Imperial system...
     
  14. Check out www.quotejar.net
    its got a growing number of grass inspired quotes.
    Not from celebrities or nothin just plain ol folk like you and me.
     
  15. smoke weeed everyday. -Nate Dogg
     
  16. "If we're all gunna wear uniforms...then let's all wear something different, you know?" - Tommy Chong
     
  17. just so you know OP, i'v'e used this page countless times for quotes.

    great job man, i absolutley love em.
     
  18. yeahh!!!!!
     
  19. absoultly love it.
    wish i could rememeber mine
     

  20. it most certainly did for me.
     

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