How the internet feels

Discussion in 'General' started by Mogwai, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. #1 Mogwai, Apr 11, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Apr 11, 2012
    Whatdoestheinternetthink.net

    Ever wonder what the internet thinks about certain subjects? Where there it is.

    The net seems to have a not so good opinion on Grasscity =\

    Fucking lol at "The internet is currently absolutely negative about u.s. government." It had 100% negative.
     
  2. Results for 'jews'

    The internet is currently negative about jews.

    Negative
    53.6%


    Positive
    24.3%


    Indifferent
    22.1%


    Hey im not racist, it was the internet!
     
  3. On the bright side, when you type in "porn" its 92% positive.
     
  4. crystal meth

    Negative 30.5% 62 hits
    Positive 69.5% 141 hits
    Indifferent 0%

    absolute bullshit, obviously a purely entertainment program....
     
  5. Results for 'marijuana'
    Negative
    37.4%
    14k+ hits
    Positive
    61.3%
    24k+ hits
    Indifferent
    1.3%
    503 hits
     
  6. #6 Mogwai, Apr 11, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Apr 11, 2012
    I'm not sure..

    That only managed to collect information from 200 sources, and there's no telling what those sources are as far as I know.

    200 isn't reliable though. You gotta get searches that consider thousands and thousands of sources. Then it may just be somewhat accurate. I've toyed with the site for a while and it seems that searches with large hit results seem pretty accurate.

    Take the word "crystal" out of your search and you get much more hits and what seems to be a more accurate result. And I mean, with how many drug communities are out there, it's likely that all drugs will pull decent "positive" values

    edit

    And I've been playing around with it more searching random shit. I gotta admit, I was pretty surprised by:

    Conclusion

    The internet is currently absolutely negative about shitting your pants.
     
  7. Coke Cola


    Negative 6.4% 5 hits
    Positive 93.6% 73 hits
    Indifferent 0% 0 hits
     
  8. i looked up "body hair" and it came up with 95% positive

    in small text at the bottom a guy tweeted "Why does my body hair grow fast as shit but I grow facial hair like a six year old girl? ...this fucking sucks."
     
  9. Conclusion

    The internet is currently absolutely positive about tripping balls.
    Meanwhile, on Twitter:

    @_Zyleuh cooking while tripping balls lol
     
  10. 86% positive on mogwai x)
     
  11. Results for 'balls in my mouth'
    Negative
    7.8%
    22 hits
    Positive
    92.2%
    260 hits
    Indifferent
    0%
    0 hits
    Link to this result
    Conclusion

    The internet is currently very positive about balls in my mouth.
     
  12. #12 xpixiex, Apr 11, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Apr 11, 2012
    It thinks negative of balls, but positive of boobs.

    Right on!

    Enjoys porn too!

    EDIT:
    The internet even hates my wife, too! I think I've found my new best friend:hello:
     
  13. Especially lesbian porn

    Results for 'lesbian porn'
    Negative
    2.5%
    458 hits
    Positive
    97.3%
    17k+ hits
    Indifferent
    0.1%
    21 hits
    Link to this result
    Conclusion

    The internet is currently very positive about lesbian porn.
     
  14. The internet is currently absolutely positive about william

    What can I say the net loves me!!
     
  15. While the internet likes fat people in general, it clearly states that it doesn't like fat chicks, for the most part.
     
  16. "Death"

    Negative
    37.4%
    19k+ hits

    Positive
    48.5%
    24k+ hits

    Indifferent
    14.2%
    7k+ hits


    wtf
     
  17. Results for 'barack obama'
    Negative 69.1% 21k+ hits
    Positive 30.7% 9k+ hits
    Indifferent 0.2% 67 hits

    need I say more?
     
  18. and the same poll will be exactly the same for the next president after one term.=P
     
  19. Meanwhile, on Twitter:

    @sjbstretch_13 likes big ding dongs
    0giy1nhfc9ug9ch1 :D :D :D
     
  20. n-word

    Negative
    99%
    37k+ hits
    Positive
    1%
    373 hits
    Indifferent
    0%
    5 hits

    "Buddha"

    Negative
    1.7%
    243 hits
    Positive
    97.5%
    13k+ hits
    Indifferent
    0.8%
    107 hits

    nice
     

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