The "I'm Horny" Thread

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by inkielee, Feb 15, 2012.

  1. Haha you two rock, happy you know I'm talking about!
     
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  2. boned achieved.

    time to watch some porn, i suppose.
     
  3. [quote name='"Makizushi"']boned achieved.

    time to watch some porn, i suppose.[/quote]

    Pics or gtfo! :devious:
    :laughing:
    :ey:
     
  4. This thread has all of my what.
     
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  5. So, I haven't gotten laid since August when my girlfriend and I broke up. I'm 23...We had dated for 2 years and lived together, so I was pretty used to regular sex. I haven't even really tried to get laid...I just haven't had any interest attempting the process.

    Well, a couple days ago I was browsing okcupid and a girl from a town a couple hours away caught my eye. I sent her a message, and she sent me a message while I was typing her one. She's 18, and still in high school...but she's one of the kinkiest girls I've ever talked to. Watches hardcore porn, is into bondage, one of the questions she answered "yes" to was "does the thought of getting slapped hard in the face during sex turn you on?" super open minded about everything. Our personalities in general are also really similar. I've been pretty much thinking about her nonstop, haha.
     
  6. get on it bruh!
     
  7. [quote name='"AS420"']

    get on it bruh![/quote]

    Haha, that is definitely the plan.
     
  8. Haven't jerked off today, probably gonna after south park
     
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  9. The other night, I just had sex with a girl I had gone on a few dates with. Right before I entered her, she revealed that she was a virgin. I am so fucking horny thinking about how I get to show her everything I can, and make her cum like no one (literally) has done before.

    Will be seeing her tonight!
     

  10. Wow, this mad me a little horny ^^^

    But what has made me really horny...
    wanting the fuck out of someone I have to wait to have.
    It's goddamn agonizing. Patience is not a virtue of mine.
     
  11. Skype is a beautiful thing. Check it out.
     
  12. Ahh, I remember back when Toy Story 3 came out, I bought a Jessie Doll, I then preceeded to masturbate and cum on her face, & I left the room while imagining all the other toys trying to console and comfort her while she cries, knowing that she can't get the cum off her face because it would cause suspicion.
     

  13. Skype does not put Penis in my Vagina.


    That said, I have skype my limited high speed access and Skype just tears through my high speed. (I use a hotspot from my phone. I don't have another internet provider so once I hit 5GB of use, my service tanks to dial-up speed.
     
  14. <3 I Laughed for like 2 mins straight.
    You know why... :ey:
     
  15. I understand your pain.
    Patience is not a virtue of mine either.
    :rolleyes:
     
  16. My ex used to hate on me for that... Like I was always trying to kiss her and shit and always was dtf and she was all non human about it. Really next girl I get I gonna be dtf just like me and were gonna be on the same level. I want a girl to come along my trip through my young age. And btw, my ex still gave it but she just wasn't dtf all the time. Diff life goals lol. I guess she's trying to get married.
     
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  17. Some woman need a reason to have sex,
    Men need a place. :D I myself only need a place.
    and a little bit of time to get me off.
    :cool:
    (This is assuming I'm in a commited relationship.)
     

  18. you don't have to wait, hun.
    just gimme 5 minutes.






    first i gotta learn how to teleport, though.
     

  19. I know.
    I've been worknig on my teleportation device for quite some time.
    Unfortunately... I am no engineer, so all I can do at this time is hope like Hell.
     

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