The "I'm Horny" Thread

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by inkielee, Feb 15, 2012.

  1. What or who turned you on today? Were you able to remain the king of your castle or did you surrender to the Horny Gods and jerk yourself into oblivion? Share the dirty deets ;)


    Yesterday, my friend messaged me on Words with Friends...seeing his name made me instantly wet haha. It doesn't take much to turn this lady on :eek: I'm out of town so I had to suffer until the feeling went away ugh.


    Now it's your turn blades.....Thank you Ralta for committing some kind of fuckery that lead to me having to remake this thread :love:
     
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  2. I'm about to smoke the other half of this blunt and jerk off. Any girl who is straight up with the fact that she wants to get fucked turns me on.
     
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  3. i am a guy so naturally i am horny 98% of the time.
     
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  4. Well, I was good, up until I stumbled upon this thread.. :wave:
     
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  5. it just comes along with the penis. horny all of the damn time! :hello:
     
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  6. I got looked at the right way...

    I Geordi Laforge'd it :devious:

    edit, hooray, my tomfuckery didn't work this time :hello:
     

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  7. You make me horny :eek:
     
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  8. Good god woman, you are starved of sex, aren't you!

    Well, you know what to do...Follow Lafapfapforge's example ;)
     
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  9. Someone woke up on the right side of the bed...
     
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  10. I'm not starved of sex :laughing: I'm just a very horny girl...... :p
     
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  11. thinking about how my ex used to finger herself infront of me with a kinky look on her face...now that makes mr.potlover horny ;)
     
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  12. so quality is your first name?

    but no, i'm not horny at the moment. but i will be in a few minutes because someone mentioned "fingered" and now i want to look at some beautiful women fingering themselves online. fuck.
     
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  13. youporn here i come!
     
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  14. Weed makes me horny and I've been smoking a lot today. It just hit me now tho.....a big fat hard dick pounding a tight wet pink pussy! :eek: I need a new vibrator, it doesn't do the trick anymore :/
     
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  15. ITT: 10/10

    :cool:
     
  16. My bf turns me on without even trying.
    He is king of my castle, so I must wait for
    his return...wait...and the wait will soon
    be over!

    :hello: :devious:
     
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  17. [quote name='"inkielee"']Weed makes me horny and I've been smoking a lot today. It just hit me now tho.....a big fat hard dick pounding a tight wet pink pussy! :eek: I need a new vibrator, it doesn't do the trick anymore :/[/quote]

    I wasn't horny until I saw this now I have a raging boner
     
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  18. So... what was the name?
     
  19. I need to find me some horny chicks. All horny chicks in the So Florida area hit me up lol.
     
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  20. [quote name='"BudNdBitches420"']

    I wasn't horny until I saw this now I have a raging boner[/quote]

    Score!

    [quote name='"Bluntzilla420"']

    So... what was the name?[/quote]

    I plead the fif ;)
     
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