Hi my name is Josh and im inviting anyone to join my zombie apocalypse stoner group. I have fortification plans for my house and weapons for all. The only fee is food or medicine even the smallest amount during the zombie apocalypse cant have slackers am I right. I got all the entertainment one would need to stay sane and a few weed plants for you stoners. Leave a reply if you want to join. I live in southern california in an area great for supply scavenging and i have a sturdy house with theft protection windows so no zombies are getting in and ample sleep and storage space. A huge area available for gardening and crafting parts to make weapons.
Theft protection? So like iron bars? Depending on the type of zombies, this plan would fall after a few weeks, maybe a month. You'd still have to go out and scavenge for food, ammo, etc. After constantly scavenging, you'd be picked off one by one over time. Once a giant herd of zombies swarms the house, it's all over. Seen the Walking Dead? The giant zombie packs that are in the thousands? A house wouldn't stand a chance if a group of roamers like that spotted you. Guns would alert more zombies. Weed would dull your senses, that'd be a big no no for me. Plus, I don't know you. For all I know you could go insane, kill us all to keep the food and ammo all to yourself. You invite a group of people you don't know, or trust. Fatal plan.
I'm a solo survivor. More people = less food, water and supplies for me. Bigger the group, less stealthier it is. I have a large variety of skill sets and wouldn't need anyone else's knowledge. Omega369
The walking dead made all that bullshit up. Sure, real zombies travel in hords (not packs), but the hords aren't THAT big. And, hords aren't even that common, most zombies in real life are lonesome. I don't know what you're worrying about OP, I think a troll could fuck up a zombie any time. "She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two, well the other two were female. God only knows what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marihuana cigarettes..... REEFERS"
Well zombies aren't real, so what are you basing your zombies off of? Walking Dead, Romero zombies, rage virus, etc? I like Romero and walking dead zombies the best and seem the most realistic. Shooting off guns is eventually going to attract a horde. Eventually a house will fall.
Zombies aren't real? I don't know what you're talking about, you government shadow keeper. Based on experience, I'd say left 4 dead hit the mark spot on. "She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two, well the other two were female. God only knows what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marihuana cigarettes..... REEFERS"
There has been weirder Sadly, I think a group of stoners banded together may NOT survive the zombie apocalypse for long. "Hey maan, did you hear that?" "Nah man, your just baked it's just the weed hahah" Zombies pop out and bite them.
Not to mention we don't know the location of your house. Is it near a populated city or town? Cause that place would be overrun. If the Zombie apocalypse happened I'd go far North, to the coldest areas I can survive in. Like Greenland, Alaska, upper Canada. Zombies won't last long in cold areas. Plus if your out in the middle of no where, no zombies.
being in a group in any survival situation is a terrible idea, unless there are lions or something. If there actually were zombies I would just stockpile enough shit to last the month it takes for them all to die off
I also live in so cal, but my friends and I have our bug out location already planned. Equipment is already up there in fact. You should be ready for any scenario, not just fantasy ones ( though zombies would be an awesome event to live thru). Just so you know me and my group who make it will be cold heartless, over trained and over stocked ex military boys and gals, and we've decided anyone who we see will be killed for our peace of mind. Less people in the world means more governor types walking around, an I can't have that lol. Sent from my iPod touch using Grasscity Forum