All I have to say is...watch this while high... [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XQtd9cTGFM&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - Einstein - The Smallest Horse In The World[/ame]
When it was running around I couldn't help but think it was a dog...but its not, it's a horse. That's almost a mindfuck.
I like the part where the human spooks the little guy and he reflexively tries to kick. And yes, seeing a dwarf monkey ride a dwarf horse... I would achieve Nirvanna.
So a baby horse....great. It still looks sketchy on its legs, is that not a sure sign of it being a baby horse?
I would pay 100 to see a baby ride it...along side his/her mother and father who are on normal sized horses.