You're not a true stoner until...

Discussion in 'General' started by SP00NY, Jan 17, 2011.

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  1. #1 SP00NY, Jan 17, 2011
    I've decide to make this so we could decide what the ultimate stoner is. Start off your post by saying: "You're not a true stoner until..." then continue from there.

    I'll start:

    You're not a true stoner until you have smoked some bomb indica and then listened to Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon in a dark, relaxed environment. It's a body numbing and almost religious experience. :hippie:
     
  2. #2 FL Chronic, Jan 17, 2011
    Your not a true stoner until you have jammed out too 2 hours worth of jimi hendrix,the doors,and the beatles!I did that the first time i got high lol it was quite the experience :smoke:
     
  3. #3 weednotcrack, Jan 17, 2011
    haha,hmm..i don't know..your not a true stoner until you got'n high every hour on the hour everyday :laughing:
     
  4. #4 NySt0nerPunk, Jan 17, 2011
    A true stoner discovers music

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIbd7kMwSek]YouTube - Of Montreal: False Priest 05 -- Enemy Gene[/ame]
     
  5. #5 FL Chronic, Jan 17, 2011
  6. #6 Kronologick, Jan 17, 2011
    You're not a true stoner until you have a bookbag full of tinfoil wrappers covered in old marijuana peanut butter.. actually

    rephrasing that

    You probably havent showered in weeks if you have a.. yeah :(
     
  7. #7 Outis, Jan 17, 2011
    You're not a true stoner until you fart, forget you farted, and then wonder what stinks.
     
  8. #8 Its a six, Jan 17, 2011
    You're not a true stoner until you've watched Super High Me.

    Seriously...if you haven't seen that, you're not a true stoner.
     
  9. #9 FL Chronic, Jan 17, 2011
    Your not a true stoner until you have tried Snow Balls.This shit is better than twinkies!.

    mmmmmmm...
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  10. #10 High Thoughts, Jan 17, 2011
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    you're not a true stoner until you celebrate 420, every year:smoke:
     
  11. #11 Mr.Burnsalot, Jan 17, 2011
    You're not a true stoner if you haven't greened out at least once.
     
  12. #12 million, Jan 17, 2011
    You're not a true stoner until you've whispered to your friend when it wasn't needed.
    You're not a true stoner until you've tried not to fall asleep because you know you'll wake up sober.

    ...and also when you find this website because you were high and just typed in what you were thinking.:D
     
  13. #13 Kronologick, Jan 17, 2011
    (cant rep for 24 hours)

    I like that, a loot.
     
  14. #14 TrueNirvana, Jan 17, 2011
    You're not a true stoner until you get stoned on the stone....


    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uP8OOqz8Mg&feature=related[/ame]
     
  15. #15 million, Jan 17, 2011
    It's the intention that counts :D
     
  16. #16 kannabiskid, Jan 17, 2011
    Your not a true stoner until... fuck I had a good one I swear.

    :smoke:
     
  17. #17 Zef, Jan 17, 2011
    I saw em live touring for the release of this album....mmmmm oh god. costumes

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx01UXtjuFg"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx01UXtjuFg[/ame]
     
  18. #18 ikillz, Jan 17, 2011
    your not a True Stoner until you've passed up SEX,

    just to get HIGH:D
     
  19. #19 Zef, Jan 17, 2011
    get a hotter girlfriend, you'll be singing a different tune

    edit: your not a stoner until your response to a stranger asking "do you smoke?" is "what? cigs?"
     
  20. #20 averagetoker, Jan 17, 2011

    Idk about that, every time I was at my ex-gfs, I would always think about the inevitable smoke session after. by myself...she didnt smoke :(
     
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