Lol, today I got a weird fortune in my cookie. It said, "You will be on the "list of excellent people" this year." I was like, "List of excellent people?" WTF I've also gotten a fortune that said "You will be invited to a karaoke party." Which still hasn't happened and this was like 10 or so years ago probably. lol What's your worst fortunes?
"Learn Chinese - I Love You" Haha, I was baked and pulled the paper out and completely forgot that there were two sides to the paper lol. Blonde moment.
Eventually yes lol. But I mean that's like saying you will go to sleep in the next week. Unless you are a tweaker, it's gonna happen.