Your three best reasons to be social other than family

Discussion in 'General' started by Messiah Decoy, Sep 3, 2012.

  1. 1) pot
    2) pussy
    3) poker
     
  2. Not sure how playing poker is a reason to be social...
     
  3. 1) ideas
    2) Comfort-ness
    3) Protection
     
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    ummmm
     

  5. Ever play poker by yourself?
     
  6. 1) It gets you high by the release of feel good chemicals (of course you have to like the people you're socializing with for the chemicals to release)

    2) The more people you meet, the more doors open for you. I.E. job opportunities

    3) Increases chances to meet a mate/future husband or wife
     
  7. Pussy.
    Money.
    Pushing back the stages of Insanity.
     
  8. 1) being social takes effort
    2) effort takes effort, I'm lazy as fuck
    3) my bed is comfortable... as fuck.

    3 reasons you shouldn't be social.
     
  9. ^lmao

    Pussy
    Pot
    Something to do other then sitting around all day
     

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