Man do i got a story for my fellow forum cruisers. Tonight was quite the night, bought some jagermeister, was drinking with my friends and a few ladies, well this one girl got WAY too out of hand, like any substance as soon as you take it, it takes a few minutes to kick in. So she grabbed my bottle and started to chug it, little did she know she was in for a ride she'll certainly regret tomorrow. After about five minutes or so she wouldn't stop complaining about being "too drunk" she has anxiety so when she drinks she thinks the worse all the time. so half hour later after talking her out of thinking she was going to die, she had to pee. She went while i held her up, trust me this woman couldn't even move an inch without falling face first so we had to assist her.. So after that we get her back into the truck,, on the way towards her house, but we were going to park somewhere to let her sober up a little bit. TERRIBLE CHOICE! within five minutes of sitting there she had already did flips, kicks, turns, attempting to head butt the dash ect, next thing i know this girl is YACKING and I'm in the front with my friend who is driving and she's in the middle so im like shit she got a little bit of puke on my pants but that's life, than she almost did a full face plant into the cement out of the truck until i saved her... after about an hour of puking and not talking at all because she was so out of it we decided it was time to take her home. She's twenty but since her parents are Mormon they believe in not drinking till 21. So we pull up to her house and after about two minutes of trying to help her out of the truck her mother came out of her front door and was looking at us strange so we allowed her to stay around for a little while. She still hasn't said a word since the puking. So we try to "Wake her" and no response so we decide its time to just bring her inside and allow her mom to deal with her (i know a dick thing to do, but honestly her eyes were rolling and she was out of it).. As we were leaving we got a call from her mom about what she was on, and us not trying to incriminate ourselves for allowing her to drink said she was at a party and called us to get picked up, than she started throwing up so we took her home.. that was our story to her mom. The last i heard was that she was going to take her to the ER... This whole situation killed my buzz completely and i even went home and started to workout for a bit. Still stumps me to this day, but why must people rush while drinking? Take your time the Alcohol isn't going to disappear and there was plenty to go around... Before Anyone jumps to conclusions driving while intoxicated is not smart nor safe, so yes the Driver of the Vehicle was Sober.. Sum it up. Girl got way too drunk, and ended up in the ER.
aint nothin worse than dumb people who cant handle their alchohol... I don't think it was a dick move to hand her over to her mom. I mean, why should you have to deal with her fucked up ass?
Some girl I know took like 6 shots of vodka and puked everyhwere. I was riding behind them with my friend C, and she was in a truck with my friends in front of us and we went past this road that had alot of traffic on it and some black dudes were sitting in a car at the end of the road. As soon as we pass the road, all you see is her head FLY out the window along with her tits and puke goes everywhere. That is the hardest I have ever seen any black people laugh in my entire fucking life.
A while ago I was saucing with a few friends and we decided to hit a bong. One dude there, who's a friend of a friend, was pretty drunk and not handling his alcohol very well, but he insisted on hitting the bong first. This guy's the kind of dude that would take a heroic hit just to be "cool", regardless of whether he could handle it. So he's kinda hunched over hitting the bong, then he straightens up, holds the smoke in for a few seconds, starts blowing the smoke out then BAM PROJECTILE VOMIT. Vomit errrrwhere. In the bong, on the bottles, on the bag of weed, on the table, dripping onto the floor. It was so weird, one second everyone was sitting around chilling, dazed and drunk then all of a sudden everyone's sitting straight up eyes wide open like 5 seconds later he passed out, leaving everyone else to clean up. Shit it was so disgusting.
when that happens me and my buddies have an emergency procedure. Whip out the pre designated water bottles, make them sit down out side and tell everyone that "so n so" is now on water so they can't drink more. If they are really fucked up we make em puke everything in the tank up. Hell they usually make a turn around in 15 mins and can start drinkin again, moderately of course.
Man last night I went to tj and some girl yacked all over my boy and he got EXTRA angry and they threw him out, then the girl comes out screaming at him and he just smacked her . I was like ;o. But yea I hate when girls cant hold there alc but I cant talk anyways. :/
No need to take advantage of a drunk girl. We tried to assist her drinking water but she wasn't successful at swallowing it.
These stories are exactly the reason y I am not fond of drinking. It gets too messy. Green all the way.
I wouldn't have even helped her, unless she was a good friend of mine. Then again a good friend of mine wouldn't be so retarded. I don't understand how people that are 18+ have no idea how to drink.
She would be toothless with a broken nose and maybe jaw if it wasn't for me being the mature one and assisting her. It was a must, not a choice. Honestly I've never seen anything like this before and don't want to ever again.
That's pretty fucked up man You should wanna help someone regardless of how well you know them, it's human nature Atleast to me it is