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Your stoned quotes

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by PeacefulStoner, Feb 2, 2011.

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  1. #1741 Lavions, Mar 16, 2015
    I have all three things I need to be happy now. 1. I am browsing GC forum 2. I am high 3. I am hungry. :D oh wait :'(
     
  2. #1742 ChrisTheBreece, Mar 16, 2015
    "What would the world be if we had portable microwaves"


    "Smokin bones in the staircase"
     
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  3. #1743 ediblelove, Mar 21, 2015
    (while laughing) "why is this funny?!"
     
    I'm baked as shit right now
     
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  4. #1744 ediblelove, Mar 21, 2015
    Just a minute ago: drugs are a hell of a drug
     
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  5. #1745 BetterCallPaul_, Mar 22, 2015
    Playing Fifa with a mate, I lost control of the ball and yelled "You have the touch of a wet dolphin." Seemed so right at the time. 
     
  6. #1746 ediblelove, Mar 27, 2015
    Just moments ago: "If THC really stays in your hair, I wonder how many people out of weed are trying to smoke their own hair".
     
  7. #1747 wafdof, Mar 27, 2015
    "I can't believe you are still talking with your mouth full of my nuts!"
     
    (I make a mean batch of green chili pistachios.)
     
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  8. #1748 Rero, Mar 29, 2015
    We were talking about how some people who have autism make it very hard for people to tell that they indeed have autism. We were talking about how it was a spectrum and some have it mild while others have a highly debilitating life. Someone said they can never tell who has autism much like they can never tell who is gay or not. In my brilliantly eloquent haze, I said:
    "Yeah, uh... Some people have a gaydar. Me? I've got an... Autism...dar."

    My buddies erupted in laughter and didn't stop for a whole minute. We were quite high, and it was beautiful.


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  9. #1749 blottie, Mar 29, 2015
    Ooh I have so many, me and my buddies light up like twice a week together
     
    "Dude, don't Bill Nye and Neil Degrasse Tyson smoke weed?"
    "Yeah man"
    "Wow and they know so much. Maybe that's why the government doesn't want us to smoke, cause then everyone would become scientists and tell people the truth."
     
    "You're STEALING people's labor! That's what slavery is!"
     
    "You do not want to put the universe in a tube"
     
    "Steve there's no music comin' out of these earbuds. Were you just dancing to nothing?"
    "I was dancing cause I'm a dancing kinda guy"
     
  10. #1750 2scroat4goat, Jun 8, 2015
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    "I feel like a retarded child... Wait do they have feelings or are they just around to be flound?"
     
  11. #1751 Dankly, Jun 10, 2015
    " I feel like a camel"
     
  12. #1752 RatedRKO16, Jun 10, 2015
    First time I had a pot brownie and I was like "I AM A HUSTLA!" Just randomly blurted it out and then was like "OH! I have to write that down so I remember it tomorrow!" so I have a notecard that says "I AM A HUSTLA (underlined 3 times)!!"

    Just the other day "What if to us cartoons are fake, but they're really real and WE'RE the fake ones!"

    I've been taking a really hard algebra class this summer and while stoned I said "I think that if I don't understand nothing but math type subjects, I'm not intelligent.  No, that's not what I mean to say.  I meant to say I think that if I don't understand nothing but math subjects, I'm not intelligent."  I basically called myself a dumbass twice. hahaha
     
    "Artists are stoners usually because it helps them become even MORE creative.  It's like a performance enhancing drug for artistic people.  Weed is the steroids for artists."
     
  13. #1753 RatedRKO16, Jun 10, 2015
    Do you like blue eyes? Do you think I (and many others) are attracted to them since they're a genetic mutation?
     
  14. #1754 RatedRKO16, Jun 10, 2015
    ME: I don't think I'm that high anymore.
    FRIEND: You've played "Back That Azz Up" on repeat 5 times in a row.
     
  15. #1755 NewBowl, Jun 10, 2015
    The other day I was really stoned and eating brownies, I texted my friend about how great it was and they tasted amazing
     
    I told him that once weed is legalized, we're going to make a place called "bake-er-ree" or "bake-er-me" where you eat baked things and get baked
     
    Ive had other ideas that I've said but i'm high right now and have to find them.
     
    "television is literally "tell-a-vision" that one like blew my fucking mind lol.
     
  16. #1756 papabull, Jun 10, 2015
    I lost track of time 20 minutes ago.


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  17. #1757 theguyfromcolorado, Jun 11, 2015
    Huh? What was that man
     
  18. #1758 RatedRKO16, Jun 11, 2015
    (talking about amusement parks) "Are midgets allowed to ride roller coasters?? You know, if they're adults.  Or do they just have to go ride the tea cups the whole time??"
     
  19. #1759 killset, Jun 11, 2015
    they still have to hit the height requirement for the ride. Safety harnesses won't fit if they're too small.
     
  20. #1760 funfunfun, Jun 11, 2015
    Friend: I'm on fire!!!
    Me: You're not on fire Ricky Bobby!
     
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