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Your stoned quotes

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by PeacefulStoner, Feb 2, 2011.

  1. All hail the palio ethical flashlight dancer
     
  2. I wish I was stoned right now. 
     
  3. Talking about a world where you could have anything or ability you want one of my friends goes

    "So wait....I could have like hammers as hands?"
     
  4. "I only win at the casino when i'm high"
     
  5. "I love smokin pot. I really do" direct quote from my stepfather


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  6. "Why do math, when you can just smoke?"


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  7. "I'm going to get lobsters and set them off in the halls" - gibo.
     
  8. "I'm not saying he lives there, but that's where his house is."
     
  9. "my make a wish dream is to be in a lifetime movie"
     
  10. "Everything feels like a fucking cartoon Ned."
     
  11. Hit the weed so hard had me tearing up worse than when Paula dean lost her food network contract.


    -Appreciate what you got cause one day it can all be gone-
     
  12. "Holy fuck I'm high"
     
    "My mind just literally exploded"
     
    "I have a MAN DICK!"
     
  13. "Being high is like a boner for your brain." - My dealer lol
     
  14. "How does the music plays on the pc"
    "Whoaaaaaaa, crazy"
     
  15. One of my friends baked off his mind: " the torch lighter uses nuclear butane fusion to get you baked"


    -Appreciate what you got cause one day it can all be gone-
     
  16. I always accuse people of being the hamburglar and blame them for the lack of cheeseburgers in my hand at the moment.
     
  17. Me: Whoa, dad..
    Dad: Hm?
    Me: I've never been in a car high before?
    Dad: Yeah ya have....
    Me: Not through the day though!!
    -Silence-
    Me: *Starts singing Circle of Life*
     
  18. "Butter my but and call me a biscuit"
     
  19. "Dude..im higher than giraffe pu$$y "!
     
  20. "It's weird how life just carries on while I'm asleep"
     

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