Your stoned in your room, Someone Breaks In, What do you grab first?

Discussion in 'General' started by wrestlir1139, Nov 16, 2011.

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  1. #141 APX, Nov 23, 2011
    Pray to god I have my soldering iron I hit with (iron>lighter at home) and jam the 1,100 degree piece of metal in his eye.
     
  2. #142 wrestlir1139, Jan 6, 2012
    We currently have a glass cup and a coke can. Shit where fucked.
     
  3. #143 smokedatkufh, Jan 6, 2012
    [quote name='"wrestlir1139"']We currently have a glass cup and a coke can. Shit where fucked.[/quote]

    No you are not. Firdt grab both glass cup and can. Then throw the can at him and as soon as you throw it break the glass and slice him
     
  4. #144 ergophobic, Jan 6, 2012
    USP .40s&w and a flashlight
     
  5. #145 SupremeToke, Jan 6, 2012
    I would quick scope his ass with my MSR.
     
  6. #146 hippielama, Jan 6, 2012
    the side of my bed is up against a window so if someone broke in they'd be right on top of me.

    i'm fucked. but i guess i could try and bash the mug i have on my end table on his head, it has really thick glass.
     
  7. #147 DrTummnus, Jan 7, 2012
    Anyone who would be able to jump up 2 storys and bust into my room is not some one i would considering fucking with... the only thing i would do is offer to blaze him up in return for not killing me.
     
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  8. #148 DMag, Jan 7, 2012
    My bong.... or a baseball bat.
     
  9. #149 Bunnyrabbitz, Jan 7, 2012
    My blade or BBB, or some of the other weapons lying around.
     
  10. #150 daSmoke, Jan 7, 2012
    id just grab my pocket knife its always in my pocket or theres alway a pocke knife on my window sill witch is right nxt to my bed
     
  11. #151 ADStoker420, Jan 7, 2012
    [quote name='"wrestlir1139"'] Then the final battle would begin.

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    I lol'd pretty hard reading that idk why haha
     
  12. #152 Chrismittty, Jan 7, 2012
    Well..closest things are : Bong, Screwdriver or spraypaint and a lighter, always wanted to try the self defense blow-torch on something other than bees...man fuck bees. they suck.


    Edit: Nope, dont live in a toolshed, even though it may seem so.
     
  13. #153 Rollin Cr00k3d, Jan 7, 2012
    Well, if i was currently smoking when the bastard broke in...

    Id pull some ninja shit and stick my blunt in his eye.

    Then id go from there.
     
  14. #154 kushalldaykush, Jan 7, 2012
    I have a knife I keep beside my bed and ill throw my heater at anyone who comes in
     
  15. #155 Revrend Toke, Jan 7, 2012
    Ill just run out of the house and hit the self destruct button on the way out...
     
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  16. #156 Highbinder, Jan 7, 2012
    Longboard. Weapon and means of escape.
     
  17. #157 SirBongwalski, Jan 7, 2012
    A condom.
     
  18. #158 Goopus, Jan 7, 2012
    Probably my custom-made paintball barrel that a friend machined for me. That thing would fucking decimate a human skull if I had to do that.
     
  19. #159 shawnhemp, Jan 7, 2012
    im crackin this bud light bottle on the futon arm bar fight style and he's leakin. over leggooooo.
     
  20. #160 LMA, Jan 7, 2012
    Beretta II co2 gun.



    To put on the burglars penis before he rapes you? Clever.
     
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