Your stoned in your room, Someone Breaks In, What do you grab first?

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  1. #241 Mr Horsepower, Nov 10, 2013
    Considering he gets past the dogs...in this order 9mm 45acp knife.
     
  2. #242 Dro Smoe, Nov 10, 2013
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    Haha.. Lovin the stoned little toaster .. I used to love that movie when I was a kid! Made the wife watch it with me not long ago LoL...
     
  3. #243 Deleted member 97913, Nov 10, 2013
    In bed, .40 sig sauer
    Next to bed 12ga 870
    Closet 10/22 n a couple bats hahah.
    Or if he looks likr a stoner just pass the blunt and tell him to sit his ass down hahah

     
  4. #244 Enigma, Nov 10, 2013
    Waste of vodka.
     
  5. #245 scout695, Nov 10, 2013
    i got a loaded shotgun in the corner closest to me, a loaded high powered rifle on the other side of my nightstand, and a .45LC in my top drawer. Not to mention if theres a gang of them, I got a shitload of guns in the safe in my closet
     
  6. #246 stickyglassOG, Nov 10, 2013
    ALWAYS have a gun, knife, esc. for when shit like this happens.... I live close enough to the city that I have hobos tryna break in my garage and what not to sleep... I'm always chasing someone off my property.  :laughing:
     
  7. #247 Omega369, Nov 10, 2013
    I have a parang machete and hunting knife next to my bed, I also have ballistic armor I would wear and handcuffs I would carry if I had time to do so.

    Some guy was robbing my shed at like 1 am and I heard, so I threw on my gear, duty belt and ran out with my flashlight and machete and proceeded to arrest him.


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  8. #248 SleeStak, Nov 10, 2013
    Its either spray paint or a bong and I think using either on a bugler would be pretty dope. Imagine beimg a cop going to a b and e call and seeing the perp with a black painted face next to a broken bong

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  9. #249 silver hazed, Nov 10, 2013
    Good old mr smith and wesson .357
     
  10. #250 silver hazed, Nov 10, 2013
    lol man i bet he craped his pants like ohsht.
     
  11. #251 Delightfully High, Nov 10, 2013
    Nothing. I'd rip his fucking throat out with my hands ,but if I had to choose I'd lunge for the pen sitting in front of me ,and stab him in the fucking face.
     
  12. #252 Serenity, Nov 10, 2013
    Break one of the numerous beer/liquor bottles I have lying around, and/or my hockey stick. Hopefully one day I'll have a bad ass .50cal desert eagle in my closet. 
     
  13. #253 gmartel, Nov 10, 2013
    Machete. Axe. Bong. 9mm. .22. In that order.

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  14. #254 toker789, Nov 10, 2013
    My fully loaded m1911a1 :)
     
  15. #255 Jaystrees, Nov 10, 2013
    My hockey stick lol

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  16. #256 BOXcarRACER, Nov 10, 2013
    I wouldn't do a whole lot. My big ass dog who doesn't like anyone but me might though. Trained him well. A little too well, maybe.
     
  17. #257 Jaystrees, Nov 10, 2013
    Lol you said hockey stick too!

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  18. #258 Frösty, Nov 10, 2013
    My longboard. I have had to use it once before as a weapon and it probably saved me from giving up the money in my pocket. That thing can do major damage if need be. 
     
  19. #259 Cheifsmokem, Nov 10, 2013
    My hands :) one hit quit is a common occasion with me

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  20. #260 Jamaican Hotbox, Nov 10, 2013
    The .45 I keep in my room and my mag lite.

    Shot em then beat the shit out of em.


    And maybe a little rape if I'm feeling frisky.
     
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