This may have been posted before, but whatever. I am currently stoned just hanging in my room and this same thought always comes to my mind. If a burglar just burst in my room, what object would I use in my room to try and hit him with. I am looking around my room currently at the objects I have. Also, I am currently laying down on my bed, so I would have to grab something close to me because I would have to react quick. I would normally grab a knife off my dresser, but my dresser is right by the door of my room. I don't think I would react quick enough to get there. My best bet would be this metal can of Febreeze that's next to me I guess. I would make him smell nice first, (that would have to throw him off guard) and then I would wing the bottle at his face as hard as I could. Then that would distract him just long enough for me to burst up and get to my dresser. Then the final battle would begin. How about you blades, what would you use?