How many of you wish you could just have your own personal public service announcement that everyone in the world would watch. Like... Damn... Every day I wish for this. I would point out all the blasphemy of our government, the greed of the big industries, the ignorance of people, the ridiculousness of the war on drugs, the stupidity of 75% of the American people, etc... This would be a dream come true. I could easily manage a 3 hour rant. Yep, here's my rant. (insert cool story bro meme here)
And then everyone would say "look at that crazy man, he believes in conspiracy's! our country isn't corrupt! our drug laws keep our kids safe honey! americans is smart! we need big government! and i'll be damned if some hippy druggy conspiracy theorist threatens to take my welfare and food stamps away!"