your noob mistakes

I only use bowls. But my weirdest One was making a starburst pipe.

 

first time trying a bubbler i took a huge hit and almost passed out immediately

 

Biggest mistakes i made was multiple times smoking way more than i could handle and tripping ballsack. ::laughing!::

 

I was meeting my friends dealer once and he invited me to take a couple hits out of his packed bong and i burned myself with the lighter twice and then forgot to clear it. I never showed my fAce at his house again.

 

One of my first times I hit a 1g bowl and I coughed my lungs out and pretty much passed right out. Ahh the good ol days

 

I used to torch the bowl before I learned about cornering

 

I'm was really good at doing the wrong things when I started out. Here's a short list.

- Super skinny joint rolling. Imagine a white toothpick.
- I would pack bowls so tight that it was unsmokable, and had to be repacked.
- Nobody told me stems were bad to smoke. I learned the hard way.
- Trying to show off at a party, I took huge hits and ended up vomiting.
- I've spilled the bong... Twice. Both times on my carpet, but still embarrassing.

 

My friend lit a joint and passed it to me, and I grabbed it with my thumb and forefinger (by accident, at the LIT end) and burnt the shit out of my thumb.

 

8th grade. First time I smoked a bong. I hit it like 20 times because I couldn't taste if it was cached or not.

 

When I first started I never had a pipe and yes I know this is horrible but back then I didnt care, I made a can pipe I had made a bowl and a carb but instead of putting the weed in the bowl I decided I should put the weed in the can and light it like it was some crack, never lit I wonder why huh?

 

[quote name='"BurningPlague"']Biggest mistakes i made was multiple times smoking way more than i could handle and tripping ballsack. ::laughing!::[/quote]

this x 2

 

When I first started blazing, all my friends would smoke out of their
bongs and every time they passed it to me I always thought you had to
smoke the whole bowl until it snapped and all the bud fell inside of the bong.

I soon realized I was fucking up after realizing how stoned I got and how much
smoke was still left over in the bong after exhaling a huge hit.

 

[quote name='"KingDoobie"']When I first started blazing, all my friends would smoke out of their
bongs and every time they passed it to me I always thought you had to
smoke the whole bowl until it snapped and all the bud fell inside of the bong.

I soon realized I was fucking up after realizing how stoned I got and how much
smoke was still left over in the bong after exhaling a huge hit.[/quote]

man you don't wanna leave bud in the cone peice you wanna suck the whole thing thru the first hit, otherwise your putting to much weed in the piece. unless where you are from you people do it differently and don't mind lighting the bong twice to finish up, personally i can't stand leaving burnt weed in my cone piece to relight when i can snap a nice one thru the first time.

 

Not a noob but often after taking a few hits of the bubbler, when I pass it to my girl( whom I light it for) I try lighting the top of it( where you inhale from) instead of the bowl.

 

I have a few small bowls, after a few hits I start holding the bowl differently...the lighter gets too close to my eyelashes and eyebrows....you can see the problem

 

I used to burn the crap out of my thumb all the time when lighting my glass spoon outdoors.

 

I never asked how to hit a bong. I took multiple hits before I finally figured it out.

 

First time i started growing i had these small pots i cramped as much soil in them as i could thinking the roots would have more soil and grow better my plants grew slow as fuck they were 2 months old and still the same size as week one i was wondering what the fuck was going on then realized the roots couldnt breath or grow through the hard soil so then i transplanted with soil that i didnt press down at all and they grew better straight away and ended up harvesting in the end

 

was fairly new to smoking and thought I could handle larger amounts

had 6 pipes in a 5 minute timeframe thinking I was the sickest bitch out,
spent the rest of the day with nausea, vomiting + headaches


lesson learned.