What do you do every morning when you wake up? In order: Lay there for 20 minutes while my bladder almost explodes. Take piss. Drink some water. Blow my nose like 12 trillion times. Take my medicine. Put a dip in. Get on GC. Take a shit.
Get out of bed and strech (my back is super fucked up) Take some pills Use bathroom. (usually 1 & 2 for the people who care) Brush teeth Start Coffee Smoke Bowls/joint Drink Coffee Play Drums (I work night shift so it's like 4pm)
Wake up. Stumble, wide-eyed and punch drunk from wherever it is I am sleeping, towards the Coffee Maker. Wait next to the machine, in pristine silence, as my holy sacrament and life blood delicately percolates into the pot. Pour. Le sip. After that, anything and everything is possible.
Yeah im with Durchii. I basically do the same thing but it usually ends up with my tripping over the stairs trying to get to the kitchen...
Get up Stretch Piss Close my eyes really tight for a couple seconds Stretch some more Lay back in bed for a few minutes Get up Make some coffee Smoke a cig ?????? PROFIT!!!
I used to drink a glass of white vinegar every morning (for the anti oxidants)... once that shit hits your throat you're well and truly awake. Breakfast is usually best served on ones lap, in the car, on the way to work.
wake up light a cig (also) stumble to the coffee pot take a piss turn the computer on get my coffee sit down at the computer, check some news while I'm drinking my coffee and have another cig
My ritual varies, but this is usually how it goes. Wake up. Think about the day for a few seconds. Smoke a cigarette (maybe eat/drink something) Watch tv/browse E. Brush teeth/shower. Put on work clothes. Work.
Hit Snooze Hit Snooze Hit Snooze Take a piss Shower Get Dressed Make breakfast and lunch (waitng for my hardboiled eggs to finish right now) Brush teeth 50 minute drive to work.
Wake up in freezing temp (throw the AC on high and shut the door) take a piss throw my shit from washer to dryer (which is also a workout because theres a lot of stairs for 7 A.M. grab quick food or just a drink play NHL 10 (xbox live) till about 9:30. (and yes i do wake up early to game ) come on gc till i leave for work at about 10:20
Get up, put the coffee on. Then i take a nice healthy shit and check out the morning paper. Then a fat ass joint as i drink my coffee and see whats up in cyberspace, which is where I'm at right now this morning.
Wake up to annoying alarm Run/stumble to bedroom (A/C is in the living room; bedroom too hot for sleeping) Turn off alarm Fall on bedroom bed, zzz Bladder wakes me up; go piss Burn a bowl Post on GC/play guitar/watch TV Eyedrops, brush teeth, deodorize Drive to work Put headphones in Ignore co-workers clambering for my attention and help
Yep.. except I live at home... so I set my alarm every morning so I wake up just after my mom so she already has coffee made.. I just stumble my ass downstairs and grab a cup then smoke some weed and usually play x-box or go fishing or something..