I'm sure there has been many people in here that have been in depe shit with cops. What are some of your experiences? I'll get to mine in a minute. I just want this thread open and I'm too high to type right now.
my dumbass brother tried to out-drive the cops on a stolen 4-wheeler... he was definitely under the influence of sumthin.
I have been caught 3 times but i'll tell you my worst. I'm 16 years old with a fresh license driving a full car of people around town at 3am. I make one little fuck up and make a right turn on red at a intersection where that's now allowed. WEll of course a cop sees this and pulls me over. He finds, a bong, tons of weed, an open bottle of 151, passed curfew, ALMOST DUI but I blew a 0.0 cuz I had only been smoking, and I almost lost my license. Thank god I had a chill ass judge and ended up with only 3 months of drug class and thats it
i couldnt have been any older than 15, and me and my friend smoked a joint behind a movie theater. when we walked around the corner there was 3 cop cars parked out in front...ill say it again, 3 FUCKING COP CARS. 1 walked up to us and said "smell that? i smell WEED" i, being a smartass said should have washed your uniform b4 u came to work 2day. he held us there for 3 hours until my parents came to get us and by then are buzzes were long gone. The End
Well last night me and my buddies were boxing this truck at a factory when a pig rolled up. We just booked it and got away. FTP
Well, I live in Miami and I got caught in the most ghetto area. Pretty much known as the asshole of Miami. It was in Brownsville and two co-workers were with me. I was 17 at the time and they were in their 30s. They wanted to go and buy some coke so they asked if they could borrow my car. Like an idiot, I said yea but I had to go with them. He was going like 115 on my car and out of nowhere some old bitch tried to jump right into our car. She wanted to commit suicide or she was too fucked up to know any better. Anyways, as soom as we pull over, my friend is talking to some guy when out of nowhere the cops come. They knew what was up and put him in the backseat of the car. It was my first time being pulled over so I was a little nervous. They then called my parents since I was underage and they tell them that I'm buying drugs. My parents freak out and they don't want me to hang up on them but I had to since the cops wanted me to. They kept asking me questions and manipulating and trying to go against one another. I told them that I didn't know shit. Since we had no drugs, they had to get my co-worker for something so they gave him a ticket for trespassing. He basically got arrested in paper and had to appear in court. I'll tell you another one later.
I'll just give my first run in with the cops where I was somehow in violation with the law. I was 15 and chilling with a ton of friends. One of my friend's dad's owned a warehouse he was working on. It was like offices too, and all half built it was insane. This was a time when all of us were really into Airsoft (check that shit it, it's still cool ). So we were just playing airsoft in the warehouse all day, it was tight. Anyways, being the nice guy I am, I and two of my SMART friends went to the WaWa to pick up some food. We come back, EVERYONE is on the sidewalk, shooting at poles, curbs, fire hydrants... CARS. We started yelling at them, and at one point got all the guns back inside. But they kept bringing them back outside, with the infamous last words "Who is gonna care?!" Me: "The cops?". "No they don't.". Well about 15 minutes later I look up the sidewalk and see two yellow uniforms. I raise the alarm: "Cops, we got bike cops!". Not everyone heard apparently, as one friend was still flinging around a Mac10. The two bike cops roll up to the center of the group (By the way, bike cops, are silent as shit, jesus, it's like stealth attack.) and ask us if we have any Airsoft guns on us, as they have a report of such in the area. Everyone is just saying "Um..." for a second or two, untill someone accidentally kicks over an MP5 that had been stashed in a bush. The gun, of course, falls right at the cops feet. Well the cops start talking to us getting information, and I was like tweaking out. And I got really nervous and was explaining the science of Airsoft and shit like that, because I was new to smoking, and it was birthday that night. And I had invested in some NICE ASS SHIT for me and my friends (the smart ones btw). Anyways, so I could just imagine this some how fucking up my planes for that evening. Anyways, nothing really eventful happened after that, except two more units rolled up. And one rolls up on the sidewalk to block us from running, lmao. He showed up 5 minutes late. I had to contain my laughter, cause it's 5 minutes after the initial units showed up, and this guy roars down the street, and swerves onto the sidewalk. But at least the initial report including the fact that it was airsoft guns. If someone had just reported there were kids with two dozen guns, in the worst part of the neighborhood, I wonder what the police response woulda been? I doubt I'll ever forget that day.
Oh, and not all cops are bad. Last winter there were some cops my friends and I always saw around, so we exchanged a few words everytime we ran into eachother. But it was funny, because one day they had pulled over some crazy lady (idk how they did it, they are bike cops o_0). Well I was up there with some friends, so we went into a nearby store, grabbed some food, and came back out and watched the crazy lady. She kept saying she was a secret agent, and that the Pentagon sent her. It was funny as shit for 15 minutes. She kept trying to like drive away. And the cops were laughing there asses off. And then one was like "Do you know what a 467 is? (i made that number up btw) it's when you are strapped to a hospital bed and sedated because you are mental. you better quit while you are ahead.". It was funny.
This just happened a few days ago. About 4 of my friends and I were sitting smoking in this small woods area where we used to skip high school and go burn. Well, turns out that kids still do that, because we made a whole lot of noise, and then me and one friend got sketched out by a dog barking and ran thru a backyard, while the rest went back out the trail we came through. A cop was sitting right at the end of the trail, and they all got busted. If it were me, I would have bolted the fuck outta there, but they didn't, all got arrested, I don't know what/if they got charged yet.