Your Last Dying Words

Discussion in 'General' started by zeldar420, Jul 13, 2011.

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  1. #1 zeldar420, Jul 13, 2011
    The car keys ... are in ...my stomach.. I swallowed them ..*dies*

    Another one

    Can you do one thing for me? *friend* yes anything dude
    Can you turn me into a masquerade and act out all the greatest moments of my life at my funeral?*friend* uhhh
    *dies*
     
  2. #2 Deleted member 288974, Jul 13, 2011
    I accidentally the whole bottle
     
  3. #3 thejester4yall, Jul 13, 2011
    beatlejuice
     
  4. #4 LuxTenebris, Jul 13, 2011
    Dewey! You knows those words you always wanted to hear?
    Yea pa
    Well hear they are, I love y............
    Cmon pa! One more word!
    I love y......... *dies*
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. #5 Sweetleaftoker, Jul 13, 2011
    Fade to Blaaaaack
     
  6. #6 NutsLikeKngKong, Jul 13, 2011
    "...all the motherfucking coconuts."
     
  7. #7 AgressiveDimple, Jul 13, 2011
    And the Gods made love.
     
  8. #8 ismokegreen, Jul 13, 2011
    take care of my wifes and childeren and grandchilderen and nephiews and nieces and goddaughters and godsons.






    ... and dogs and cats and squirrels and antelope.


    .. and cantaloupe.
     
  9. #9 -ir-mokalotapot, Jul 13, 2011
    Last words are for fools who feel they havent said enough
     
  10. #10 budisour, Jul 13, 2011

    nice.
     
  11. #11 StickyIkyMarley, Jul 13, 2011
    Depends on how I feel, for a sucide note tho

    "Guess who's hanging in your closet, and forgot to do the dishes?"
     
  12. #12 Hepheastus420, Jul 13, 2011
    See ya later.
     
  13. #13 Jnug, Jul 13, 2011
    "This is your wife *breaks hotdog"
    "She broke her wiener?"

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7vOtjXMBBI]YouTube - ‪Scary movie 3 - the tacho scene‬‏[/ame]
     
  14. #14 Benficachop, Jul 13, 2011
    OJ didn't do ittttttttt...........
     
  15. #15 duhganjaplanta, Jul 13, 2011
    .......i always hated you the least....muahhhhhhhhhhh
     
  16. #16 OrganicGrown420, Jul 13, 2011
    i have to shit :(
    *dies*
     
  17. #17 Skeletor, Jul 13, 2011
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    It's usually the other way around. *dies* *shits pants*
     
  18. #18 Tihspeed, Jul 13, 2011
    Pass the blunt
     
  19. #19 Monkybiz007, Jul 13, 2011
    It was fucking worth it......
     
  20. #20 Buzzwell420, Jul 13, 2011
    i love god
     
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