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your just not going to believe this

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by highawatha, May 7, 2003.

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  1. #1 highawatha, May 7, 2003
    cant believe it myself and has noooothing to do with pot.
    had myself some nice fish ina nice clear pond, key word had. we had to go away for the weekend really unexpectedly and when we got back i noticed my whole freakin fishy thing was all messed up and you couldnt see the bottom, my fist thought was damn,....killed my fish again. 10 of em......sad. few days go by,( i was sick,might as well tell ya, hell if your still reading ya might even care ;) ) so today.....
    i pump all the water out of it get to the bottom and theres ONE fish...i look around a sec for the other 9, moved all the rocks already....then it hits me an i start makin phone calls and ask anyone that does call...
    "do racoons eat fish?"....
    most everyone laughed and said yes.

    see i happened to notice a very large racoon leasurly eating my ugly cats food right on my back deck, next to 9 missing fishies.
    dayum.bet it dove around and made my water all nasty too,....lol
    figures
     
  2. #2 smokin&tokin, May 7, 2003
    um.......... sorry about your fish???
     
  3. #3 Lucid_Reality, May 7, 2003
    my deepest condolences highawatha :)
     
  4. #4 smokinokie, May 7, 2003
    What wonderful way to teach the kids about the food chain!


    Bait shop is just down the road!


    RIP lil fishies.

    Tell Lucky he's on coon patrol until further notice!


    :D
     
  5. #5 highawatha, May 7, 2003
    hehe its ok, its all fixed now and just gotta wait few days for new fish
    Buuuut...what the heck am i gonna do about a racoon eatin em?

    the dogs outta the question he ran away from it when it was eating the cats food :)
     
  6. #6 highawatha, May 7, 2003
    anyone think moths balls might make it stop :D
     
  7. #7 smokinokie, May 7, 2003
    Coons prefer seafood.


    Have you seen a Red Lobster sign anywhere around the yard?

    Another coon is gonna smell his fish breath and start tailing him to dinner.


    Pre-empt them!

    Open "Highya's Coon Lagoon"

    Once they get a franchise in there, you'll never get them out.
     
  8. #8 Lucid_Reality, May 7, 2003
    put lobster or fish in a box with a hole in the side. the raccoon will stick its head in there and WHAM...a guillotine comes down and chops the fucker's head off...damn i'm stoned...la dee da dee da....
     
  9. #9 highawatha, May 7, 2003
    that sucks :p
    ill let you know how i fix the problem
     
  10. #10 TooSicKs, May 7, 2003
    Highya's Coon Lagoon!!!! haha!!!

    What ya gotta do is get yerself a big steamin' bucket of lion poo and scatter it around yer perimeter. Anythin short of a bear should shit itself and run the other way. Tiger turd works too, or cougar turds, any big cat log you can find.
     
  11. #11 smokinokie, May 7, 2003
    Sounds like cleaning litter boxes at the zoo is your only answer babe.:)
     
  12. #12 highawatha, May 7, 2003
    then i guess im just shit outta luck :D
     
  13. #13 smokinokie, May 7, 2003
    Touche'!:D
     
  14. #14 highawatha, May 7, 2003
    i know people told me that but.....welll AGain it just figures.lol
    ill let out other dog in the fence, cept he digs and probably will swim in my fishpond.
    *sigh* i dun wanna put netting up...lol
     
  15. #15 TooSicKs, May 7, 2003
    Just go down to the zoo and ask the keeper who cleans the cats if he/she can save you a bucket o turd. I used to hook people up with all kinds of shit for the same purpose. I don't think they'll give ya shit about it.

    PEace
     
  16. #16 highawatha, May 7, 2003
    lol if the other dog dont work,....
    i can just seee it now
     
  17. #17 Big Poppa Puff, May 8, 2003
    Call your animal control officer in the county and see if he will come set up a live trap to catch the coon. A nice can of sardines will bait them in good. Then catch Mr. Coon and have a nice supper of avrmint pie or carry him down the road a few miles and set him free. Or you can get some Timic and carefully sprinkle it on a hotdog and poison the bastard (and anything else that takes a bite)
     
  18. #18 billy dempsey, May 8, 2003
    yo this is wht i would do......make some bud brownies and put like sardines on top, and then it will like eat em and realize how much better that is than eeating your fishies, and it will become a peaceful racoon and feed off of non-living things...or plants but they dont count as lving for me cuz they dont like get hurt or think
     
  19. #19 squid, May 8, 2003
    a live trap is the way to go
     
  20. #20 telluride toker, May 21, 2003
    Racoons are the shit. They ARE a big hassle though.
     
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