!your greatest joke!

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by grass man420, Mar 10, 2012.

  1. a man walks into a bar and says, ouch!  ----tet ta tish

     
  2. What happend to the duck that mysteriously vanished?
    It was ab-duckted! Tehe


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  3. If fungi is the plural of fungus then what is the plural of amagaygus?
     
  4. A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

    The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
     
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  5. So Im fucking this girl right? and we're going at it like crazy, moaning and shit. When all of sudden I hear what sounds like a pig squeal. "What the fuck was that?!" And shes like "Oh you like that huh? I make some great sounds when you hit my sweet spot"

    And I was like "Damn, I didnt know you were into thay kinky shit grandma!"
     
  6. here's one.
     
    why do women have boobs?
     
    so you got something to look at while you're talking to them.
    so you got something to look at while you're talking to them.
    so you got something to look at while you're talking to them.
     
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  7. A woman was visiting a doctor because she had been having abdominal pain. When the doctor walked back into the exam room with her test results, he looked at her and said, "well, I hope you're ready for long nights of crying and changing diapers."
     
    The woman's jaw dropped, "am I pregnant?"
     
    "Oh! No, I'm sorry. You have colon cancer."
     
    The offensive joke thread vanished, so enjoy :D
     
  8. How Did the Chicken Get hired as a Pornstar?

    •He Had a Big Cock!

    Yo mama so Fat She walked outside an Blocked the Sunlight.

    Jack an Jill went up the hill to fetch a pound of Chronic. XD

    Yo Mama So Stupid I Sent her to the Nursery home.xD
     
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  10. thats sexist :D
     
  11. A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop."
    The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars."
    The man then begins to undo his pants and begins pissing. He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup.
    The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says, "That's it, you owe me three hundred dollars."
    The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the money.
    The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet."
    The man said, "I'm laughing because I bet those guys over there one thousand dollars that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done."
     
  12. Whose there?


    I like your glutes
     
  13. #94 TheCruz831, May 22, 2014
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    Buh-bump
    I think I used this gizmical term in the correct way. I'll satisfy the title, too!
    Edit- I was lookin at the wrong page, this thread is still in use. Carry on sire.
    What's better than winning a silver medal at the special Olympics?
    Not being retarded.


    "She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two, well the other two were female. God only knows what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marihuana cigarettes..... REEFERS"
     
  14. One time I said to my dad "What if Salami was money?"
     
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  15. eacher: "Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?"
    Student: " Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king"
     
  16. What's the best thing about a gypsy on her period?
     
    When you finger her you get your palm red for free
     
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  17. Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles??

    Because his wife's dead.

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  18. Jewish chicks are really easy to pick up. All you need is a broom and a dustpan.

    Why were there so many blacks in the concentration camps? they stole the Jews train tickets.

    Whats the worst part about being black and Jewish?
    You have to sit at the back of the oven.

    Fyi I am not a racist, my shadow is black.

    I shouldidnt make Jew jokes tho... My grandfather died in auchwitz. He fell out of one of the watch towers shooting at Jews.

    Just a few. No offence to anyone tho, just for lolz
     
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  19. Terrible, just terrible...
     
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