You walk into a room and see Stalin. What do you do?

Discussion in 'General' started by PeruvianDank, Nov 17, 2012.

  1. He has never died. He hasn't aged. He is the same Stalin as the Stalin of 1945.

    Personally, I'd have a conversation with him. If we hit it off, I'd ask if he wanted to smoke some weed sometime. I think he'd be a really interesting person.
     
  2. I be like yo ***** I'm from 2012 and I'm ignant as shit, what, you some kinda dictator I think... Man you need to knock that shit off and keeps it real.
     
  3. I see Stalin as a guy who killed over 10 million people, so I wouldn't really give him any attention, and probably hold back an urge to beat the shit out of him.
     
  4. I'd give him a hi-5 then ask him why he was so mean to Trotsky
     
  5. Hmmm... very original topic! :p
     
  6. Kick him in the nuts
     
  7. Great post right here man
     
  8. Ask him what he thinks of George Orwell
     
  9. [quote name='"PeruvianDank"']He has never died. He hasn't aged. He is the same Stalin as the Stalin of 1945.

    Personally, I'd have a conversation with him. If we hit it off, I'd ask if he wanted to smoke some weed sometime. I think he'd be a really interesting person.[/quote]

    I'd chill with him, probably smoke some trees or drink a beer or snort a line
     
  10. Drink Vodka with him. The more I drink, the better my Russian gets.
     
  11. i'd walk up and shake the man's hand for the fact that i'm not speaking german today. I'd also love to pick his brain just to see WHY he held so little regard for human lives. His whole philosophy of "country over men" so to speak, would be interesting to hear. The dude would've and did do anything in his power to better that country. Even if it meant killing and starving his own people, sometimes lol. All those millions he killed, there are a lot less than you think. People also include WW2 casualties and famine that followed casualties. The famine of the early 30s wasn't entirely his fault. The peoplle who were in charge of different regions were scared shitless of him to give him any less than what was asked. Hence why whole villages were left with no crops and no food because instead of saying "mr stalin, we can't physically give you what you want AND feed our own people" Can't blame em completely though, knowing the guy's record lol. Bit schizophrenic, but i still believe that his time as leader is the main reason ussr rose a to superpower.
     
  12. next lets do a thread with lincoln
     
  13. id convince him we could take back the mother country of russia.

    long live the ussr
     

  14. I feels you, introduce this negro to the trap life:cool:
     

  15. fucking right
     
  16. I would probably get him to hire me as his manager and in no time, I would set up a match (fight to the death) between Hitler and him. Whatever the outcome, I would shoot both of them afterwards and spare the lives of about 70 million humans.
     

  17. Solid plan bruh :cool:.
     

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