You think you're witty? I need your help!!

Discussion in 'General' started by motion, Aug 9, 2011.

  1. #1 motion, Aug 9, 2011
    What're some funny things to say to someone that's 20th birthday is today about still not being 21 and able to come out drinking with us?
     
  2. #2 grimtoker, Aug 9, 2011
    We're drunk, you're DD. Happy birthday!
     
  3. #3 tokerthesmoker, Aug 9, 2011


    Your not 21, faggot.
     
  4. #4 grimtoker, Aug 9, 2011

    That's not witty.. That's offensive.
     
  5. #5 DriftingApart, Aug 9, 2011
    Guess who's the designated birthday driver!? :cool:
     
  6. #6 gedio, Aug 9, 2011
    Come out and drink, no-one cares.
     
  7. #7 NuTone, Aug 9, 2011
    Enjoy it while it lasts; next year, you're gonna owe me a loooooot of DD'n.
     
  8. #8 LegitBaller, Aug 9, 2011
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    you should take the kid out to eat for his birthday and when he sits down be like...this is the adult table man, kids tables over there!
     
  9. #9 grimtoker, Aug 9, 2011

    Or take his ass there, and be like you got your ID?
     
  10. #10 motion, Aug 9, 2011
    moar :hello:
     
  11. #11 duhganjaplanta, Aug 9, 2011
    on the brink but cant drink

    thats all i got. i stole that from the local strip club.
     
  12. #12 Broosh, Aug 9, 2011
    welcome to the longest year of your natural born life.
     
  13. #13 4Sheezy, Aug 9, 2011
    Just take him out and get him hammered by ordering drinks for him. It's his birthday mang.
     
  14. #14 WizardOfSwag, Aug 9, 2011
    Try again next yearrr
     
  15. #15 spudman78, Aug 9, 2011
    Happy birthday...we're going to the bar to celebrate. We'll see you at 2:00am
     
  16. #16 Bong716, Aug 9, 2011
    Get him a stripper to spank him 20 times.
     
  17. #17 BuddhistBrian, Aug 9, 2011
    Take him to Chuck E Cheese
     

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