You laugh you lose!

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Squishey, Mar 15, 2009.

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  2. If I were Amish, I'd have green fields, curing barns, hot chicks, and drag racing..

     
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  4. Pit the Bairn oot :) = Put the Baby out. save yous looking for translate plus I'm busy smoking @ 2am ish ish , smoking some Kosher kush which ironically is a medicinal strain from California for Insomniacs :) hahaha must be bloody lightweights out there ;) ......kiddin , ............sure its a lovely place ;) :)
    ok before aww California search me down I'll get on with my picture. (should be cool , don't think they can surf this far!? :) haha only jokin its whoever came up with this glorious herb for insomniacs.......... its no working been smoking it all day & loving it :) pretty fukin wasted being brutally honest but that's beside the point ............I think? ;)
    came in tested at 37. whatever% THC FFS Guys up the levels I need my sleep man!!

    This is the reason us Scots are a tough breed!
    When you piss yer ma off she'd fire you oot (out ;) ) .. the windy tae get some fresh air , regardless ye stayed next door tae local Foundries spewing out that fresh air from huge chimneys!
    I Fukin never seen the sun till I reached the age o 3 & that's only cause we moved Hoose & became Upper lower class that got us a hoose that the sun found around 3-4pm .... most days :)

    Ah you might have noticed we're not only tough but fukin clever also , yeh......No?
    Aye be fukin totally irresponsible firing yer bairn oot the windy without the "Safety cage" in place yeh!? :)

    hahaha
    Pic is for real by the way :) before my time yeh just........ but that's what mas used tae do..... "Pit the Bairn oot!" :)

    Translations below for IDIOTS only!!
    Bairn=Baby
    Pit=Put
    Ye= You
    Aye=Yes
    Hoose=House
    Tae=To
    Windy=Window

    Right ANYBODY that just read my translation for idiots part , PLEASE get in touch ............Why you ask?!

    Simple!.......cause high probability anybody who did read that part must either be super intellectuals partially stoned & have tae read it cause they just cant get 1/2 way through anything without finishing :) sorta fucks up the point of being an intellectual yeh! :)
    Or the folks I'm really interested in "YEH YOU!!" The guys n gals too fukin wasted they just cant be arsed so put their scroll on slowest possible setting for limited eye movement plus need tae eat the last choc-éclair cause you ate the other 7 of pack o 8 while trying tae focus on reading my load of pish :)

    "WHAT YE SMOKING & WHERE DO I GET THE SEEDS?" :)

    Plus just realised the others who have taken an offense to myself implying any idiots are reading & want tae kill me :) ............ cool you're not an idiot you've read this far!
    ;)
    Peace (Still fukin awake nearer 3am ish ish ish K-Kush for insomniacs , Really! ;) lol kiddin can see why its for insomniacs , pretty heavy & my pants are on my heed = head :) )

    I'll go to bed when I'm tired.

    Scotland = Scottish humour & at times totally sarcastic cheeky fuckers :)

    Hoped you liked my pic though?!
    :)

    Peace
     

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    What the actual fuck did I just read.

    I mean I'm Scottish, I understood what I read, but it got to the point where I couldn't waste anymore braincells.
     
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  7. :)
    hahaha
    A Scottish Woman without the full use of her brain cells.......... (brain cells 2 words sweety not 1 so understandable you read it all & were mentally exhausted , hahaha ;) .. )
    well there's a real fukin surprise a stupid scots woman!
    hahaha good 1 sweety
     
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  17. Don't let any of these pics on here distract you from the fact that in 1966 Al Bundy scored 4 touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High Panthers in the city championship game vs Andrew Johnson High School including the game winning touchdown on the final seconds against his arch nemesis "SpareTire" Dixon.
     
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