You know you've been smokin' weed when you're taking unforgiving shits every morning!

Corrected.

 

Oh god damn those painful morning shits that quake your asshole and intestines.

Its from munching late and going to bed. You stop that u stop the shits but heh i still do it.

 

My smell quite skunky, haha.

 

I thought I was the only one.

 

I nearly spilled my drink when reading the name of this topic from laughing. Good one

 

Thats for sure dude... like im bout to go to sleep then i think of soemthing so delicious and i can taste it almost i just have to have iit!! So it starts with one thing then you just think oh wait...this is gonna go good with soemthin else...then your stomach becomes the food abyss. Then you shit it all outt and your a okay

 

The best is when u drop a dook once an hr for 3 hrs in tha morning. Constant digestion lol.

 

Better than being constipated. Feelsbadman

 

Anyone else have to drop a dook a little bit after smoking? The feeling just creeps up and the next thing you know you're high as shit, sitting on the toilet, releasing that demon.

 

hahaha I thought I was the only one too but yea I get munchies after late night toke and morning comes around I'm in the bathroom making my own Quarter Pounders... 'pa da pa pa pa, im lovin' it'

 

Seriously you sound just like my friend, after he starts smoking, the first toke and he starts complaining about how bad he needs to shit. EVERY single damn time he smokes.

 

well i know if u smoke blunts, spliffs, or cigs u are going to need to shit during/after. The reason is that nicotene is a stimulant and stimulates your autonomic nervous system or ans which controls your stomach, intestines and your digestive process. I wouldnt be surprised if certain strains of bud act as the same way.

 

Interesting, I always wondered why that feeling hit me shortly after smoking.

 

I learned something today. Thank you sir. I always wondered why it feels like I gotta shit when I smoke a cig sometimes. XD

 

no problem, its always good to share knowledge

 

oh yeah over xmas i smoked so much weed and ate sio much the day after christmas i took 7 huge dumps in the mornng!!! NICE!!!

 

Dude that's what that is, whenever I smoke a cig like an hour or two after I eat I'm like "Dude... I gotta make dookie..." but the feeling goes away after like 5 minutes, because this situation always occurs when i'm driving...

The more you know! (Insert fancy colorful rainbow)

 

You people on here are hilarious as shit. I'm so glad i joined this forum.

 

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