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You know you're stoned when...

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Adi, Feb 25, 2009.

  1. #1 Adi, Feb 25, 2009
    You're too high to find the original thread so decide to make your own one instead because whatever fuck it you know hahahh
     
  2. #2 paultheghost, Feb 25, 2009
    A+ thread, will read again.
     
  3. #3 peacetoker90, Feb 25, 2009
    you're smoking a joint and it disappears.
     
  4. #4 Ezav420, Feb 25, 2009
    you stare at the reply button thinkin about somethin else. and bein to lazy to enter the G on my words..
     
  5. #5 crucialdanks303, Feb 25, 2009
    you completely lose your train of thought im talking that mother fucker derailed and crashed into a huge lake, And then standing there just racking your brain to find out what the fuck you were thinking about. Ive done that soo many times. Sometimes someone says something that throws you off the horse. thats even worse cause your expected to reply.
     
  6. #6 402~Matt~420, Feb 25, 2009
    wen u go over the food network on the guide and just look at it tryin 2 think bout weres the kitchen in ur house.:D
     
  7. #7 grannysmith, Feb 25, 2009
    You look back at what you just ate (two sandwiches, a bag of chips, an orange, curley fries, a piece of pizza, orange pop, another piece of pizza, a bag of sour patch kids and chocolate) and realize that your still hungry. :yummy:
     
  8. #8 bountiehunta, Feb 25, 2009
    you get up to go find your laptop, then stand in the middle of the room trying to figure out why the hell you got up, go back to whatever you were doing before, then remember that you needed to get your laptop....

    ..shit happens to me all the time.
     
  9. #9 bountiehunta, Feb 25, 2009

    LMAO .. chh my short term sucks sooo bad LOL :smoking:
     
  10. #10 grannysmith, Feb 25, 2009
    Hahahaha YESS!!! Happens to me too, that's what we get for smoking reefer. FRIED short-term memory
     
  11. #11 Iceni Toker, Feb 25, 2009
    You know you're a stoner when the song you're listening to has gone on for the past 15 minuites, then you realise you've listened to it on repeat 3 times.
     
  12. #12 JBrick2334, Feb 25, 2009
    I know Im stoned when I truely lose myself in the music and just feel emersed in a pool of sounds. Lol its sweet.
     
  13. #13 iSmokeLI, Feb 25, 2009
  14. #14 happy tree, Feb 25, 2009
    you know your stoned when you have conversations that don't make sense. at all. ever.
     
  15. #15 therealbman, Feb 25, 2009
    You know you're stoned when you sit at the McDonald's drive thru for 10 minutes talking to your friends and then realize... you're at the McDonald's drive thru. I couldn't stop laughing so I ended up just pulling away.
     
  16. #16 420 High Times, Feb 25, 2009

    There is a thread exactly like this on the front page, how are you too lazy to find that?? haha but w/e idc
     

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