You know you're a stoner when..

Discussion in 'General' started by HIGHliketheSKY, Jul 19, 2018.

  1. Okay I did a search and it seems it's been awhile since we had one of these. Let's tell stories statements regarding, you know you're a stoner when...

    Someone asks if you smoke and you say "smoke what"?

    Or

    When your lighters are all black on the ends.

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  2. You know you're a stoner when you fall asleep 3 times a day
     
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  3. You see a random dog after eating 3 cookies and cry cuss you can't take him home! Legit real tears.
     
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  4. When you walk into a store at night with sunglasses on cuz you too paranoid to make eye contact:coolalt:

    When weed is literally factored into your budget LOL.
     
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  5. If, whenever asked, you have some type of smell good on your person.
     
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  6. Don't forget the visine LOL
     
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  7. Lmao I do this all the time with the sun glasses.


    ~Toni~
     
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  8. Always a supply of smell good sprays.. Vanilla is the smokers favorite usually..
     
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  9. Lol wow no one said it yet. U know your a stoner when u grow your own lol. Recreational smokers will be like ok we have to find a bag for the weekend . Most of us will be like time to go harvest have to make sure i have enough for 3 to 4 months
     
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  10. You know your a Stoner when you have stock piles of weed buried in your back yard in case the world economy crashes. Weed will be the new currency.
     
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  11. you know your a stoner when you have no cookies in the house
     
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  12. Or your stock piling for the zombie apocolyspe
     
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  13. WINNER. That shit will be worth more than gold!!!!
    LOL do you know me?
     
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  14. not that I know highlikethesky....lol
     
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  15. I wonder what would be the worst ...the economy crashing or the zombies???
     
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  16. #17 HIGHliketheSKY, Jul 20, 2018
    Last edited: Jul 20, 2018
    When someone asks if you want to go to the club and the only potential meaning could be the dispensary.

    When everyone at the dispensary knows your name.

    When you and your friends pay each other back in "weed"

    When people always question your food before eating it..like is this laced? LOL

    When your friends automatically trust anyone you bring around cause they know automatically they a stoner too LOL
     
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  17. Bud is worth the same in the UK to 9ct gold. £10/g!

    Madness that. Weeds getting dear around where I am at the moment
     
  18. You know you're a stoner when getting up at 10am is torture.
    Or when you climb an Apple tree because the munchies kicked in and you're broke as fuck
     
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  19. When you have a bag of weed and you get high and forget where you put it lol. This has happened to me before and I was looking for it for over an hour.


    ~Toni~
     
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