Okay I did a search and it seems it's been awhile since we had one of these. Let's tell stories statements regarding, you know you're a stoner when... Someone asks if you smoke and you say "smoke what"? Or When your lighters are all black on the ends.
When you walk into a store at night with sunglasses on cuz you too paranoid to make eye contact When weed is literally factored into your budget LOL.
Lol wow no one said it yet. U know your a stoner when u grow your own lol. Recreational smokers will be like ok we have to find a bag for the weekend . Most of us will be like time to go harvest have to make sure i have enough for 3 to 4 months
You know your a Stoner when you have stock piles of weed buried in your back yard in case the world economy crashes. Weed will be the new currency.
When someone asks if you want to go to the club and the only potential meaning could be the dispensary. When everyone at the dispensary knows your name. When you and your friends pay each other back in "weed" When people always question your food before eating it..like is this laced? LOL When your friends automatically trust anyone you bring around cause they know automatically they a stoner too LOL
Bud is worth the same in the UK to 9ct gold. £10/g! Madness that. Weeds getting dear around where I am at the moment
You know you're a stoner when getting up at 10am is torture. Or when you climb an Apple tree because the munchies kicked in and you're broke as fuck
When you have a bag of weed and you get high and forget where you put it lol. This has happened to me before and I was looking for it for over an hour. ~Toni~