You know you're a musician when??

Discussion in 'Music genres, Bands and Artists' started by cowboysaxman, Feb 24, 2002.

  1. OK.....budburner planted this idea in my weed soaked brain... so let's hear em' You know your a musician when: a "gig" is NOT something to spear frogs with!
     
  2. But perhaps a twist on the theme?


    You know you're NOT a musician when a key signature is what you call your unique design on your enemy's car hood.



    I'll keep rackin' my head. (rattle rattle)
     
  3. When you think about it, feel it, experience it in your soul? Good question. I'm still not sure I can be classified as a musician. Although I know I could sit all night and listen to ya'all play!
     
  4. livingrace, like I said in another post, You ARE a musician,It's not hard to tell it's in your soul. However this post is more geared toward humor in the Jeff Foxworthy style. Good "twist" budburner!....OK.....You might be a musician if: you've gone without eating to buy guitar strings!
     
  5. Ooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!! I get it. I can be a little slow sometimes. Sorry!
     
  6. S'ok livingrace!! lmao!! You know you're a musician if: Forced to choose between your music and a lover, you tell em' not to trip on the microphone cords on their way out!!
     
  7. Oh yes, this is totally joke material.

    I was going to slip in and add a little disclaimer to my post but had a stoner moment! :eek:

    You don't have to know how to read music at all to be a musician.

    In fact, of all the instruments I play I can only read bass clef and that's just because of school band. I can muttle my way through treble clef for singing, but not for playing anything.


    Hmmmmmm...

    You know you're a musician if.......



    if.........

    if.........


    Man, I need more time to think about that.

    lol
     
  8. You know you're NOT a musician if...
    You rip other people's music and say it's your original work.

    You know you ARE a musician if...
    you have a theme song for everything you do! ;)

    one of my many theme songs is the superman theme song, but with a superdork twist. that's when my bf has to watch out coz it's wrasslin' time :D
     
  9. Love the theme song idea!

    I never realized it but I suppose I'm sort of that way myself.

    Usually it's singing some burlesque type tune while disrobing...

    :)


    Still thinkin' of a good one.

    I'll come up with something.
     
  10. I can't go fishin' without whistling the theme from Andy Griffeth.......O..M..G!!
     
  11. You know you're not a musician if ya think jam is something ya put on toast! OK now I'm outta control!!! :smoke:
     
  12. You know your not a musician if you think "distortion" is another dimension.

    You know your not a musician if you put toothpicks in the pick guard on your guitar.

    You know your not a musician if your name is Fred Durst.

    You know your not a musician if you think the figerslide is some kind of Viagra substitute.

    You know your not a musician if you are asked "Can you read tab?" and you reply "No, but I can drink it!"

    Ouch my brain hurts...
     
  13. LOL!! good ones deadhead,.....You know your not a musician if you think a guitar case consists of 24 guitars! :smoking:
     
  14. You know you're not a musician if you think

    D.C. el coda

    is the result of an invasion of Washington DC by Osama.
     
  15. if ya take a lesson from foxworthy, the f*&ked up ones are best! You know you are a musician if you ever used a beerbottle for a guitar slide. :smoking:
     
  16. You know you are a musician when...... you can't break up with your girlfriend because it would mean living in your car for a couple of weeks and finding a new place to pick up your mail.
     
  17. big papa, you mean You know you are a musician when...... you can't break up with your girlfriend because it would mean living in your car for a couple of weeks and then you wouldnt be able to plug in your amp.

    damn i can't think of any.
     
  18. The difference between a groupie and a girlfriend? The groupie has her own place and you do to, The girlfriend has her own place and your supposed to clean it up during the day to do you share since you can't afford to help her with the rent.

    What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless.
     
  19. how many guitarist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10, one to change it and 9 to say how much better they would have done it.
     
  20. [​IMG]........You know you're a muscian when you're income is derived from your girl, hocking something to get you're instrument out of hock, so you can gig on the weekend,so you can hock your instrument to make it thru the week!![​IMG]
     

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