You know your stoned when...

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Gr inch, Jan 12, 2013.

  1. Tell me the dumbest things you ever done stoned. Even if its something like zoning out or drinking the bong water I wanna here it!
     
  2. When you use the wrong form of you're? =p
     
  3. when you keep seeing the same thread. lol
     
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  4. I was smoking in my friends room and he was a fucking slob. I mean shit all over is floor and cups everywhere half filled with drinks and bong water n shit. I had a cup that had root beer in it. Well I took a huge fucking bong rip and I was coughing my brains out so I grabbed "my cup" from in front of me and took a huge gulp, and yeah It wasn't my root beer it was fucking bong water and I didn't even realize it untill I put it down and he just started laughing his ass off and told me that it was bong juice and I just started gagging and I couldn't even find my root beer cuz it blended in with all of the other cups full of bong juice
     
  5. watched the human centipede and had a panic attack
     
  6. When you watch a magic trick done and start to cry
     
  7. That film is wrong on all levels.
     
  8. not so much scary as it is psychologically fucked up. you could just put yourself in their situation and it all goes downhill from there
     
  9. I did just that when i saw it, put myself in that situation. The end was messed when the girl was stuck in the middle alive but the other two were dead. FUCK THAT.
     
  10. When you play with your leg hair for 20 minutes.
     
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  11. When you reach for a drink without looking and almost chug your bong.
     
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  12. Bro i do this, i end up with a set of locks on my leg haha.
     
  13. When you do this:
     

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  14. Kung fu fighting imaginary people in your living room.
     
  15. i once watched porn for 4 hours straight and not once did i play with myself

    call it a problem but it killed some time
     
  16. I once ate some chicken. Raw.
     

  17. Why's the middle finger all pruny lol
     
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  18. He's suppose to be a pirate. At work , I cut my finger and they gave me a band aid and a finger condom so when I got home I started blazing (after a 2 week break) and I started tripping a little and decided to do that. I sent that picture to my buddy saying "pirated finger. He called me the "Finger Puppetmaster". The finger condom made it all pruney.
     
  19. I open my gas tank once and there was a huge black widow and I almost tried to kill it with my lil torch.
     
  20. I just got into watching weeds and I realized the lawyer guy on there is Mr Cheezle from Grandma's boy... yea i'm baked
     
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