Food and Drug Administration (FDA) Disclosure:

The statements in this forum have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration and are generated by non-professional writers. Any products described are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Website Disclosure:

This forum contains general information about diet, health and nutrition. The information is not advice and is not a substitute for advice from a healthcare professional.

You know your a stoner when....

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by 420 High Times, Feb 22, 2009.

Page 3 of 6
  1. #41 420 High Times, Feb 23, 2009
    HAHA

    I doubth that was it though, If that is the case I guess I apologize but I doubt thats it
     
  2. #42 PatrickTheToker, Feb 23, 2009
    So what? Eventually every single thing to post will have already been posted eventually.

    It is always good to have a forum game going IMHO.

    Happy Toking.:smoke:
     
  3. #43 PatrickTheToker, Feb 23, 2009

    Yea I doubt it too, I just like to try and get people to think of all the possible reasons before jumping to a conclusion, ya know?

    I couldn't imagine having gone to my Grandma's funeral stoned.

    Happy Toking.:smoke:
     
  4. #44 suburbantoker, Feb 23, 2009
    I smoke every day why would I not smoke before a funeral?
     
  5. #45 Nash.SMB, Feb 23, 2009
    when you ditch the same girl 7 weekends in a row to get stoned
     
  6. #46 TheFallen981, Feb 23, 2009
    ^This. Its even still on the front of the page.
     
  7. #47 Ikifar, Feb 23, 2009
    In order to make your rare sober days count by paying respects to the deceased.
     
  8. #48 conciousness, Feb 23, 2009

    We call that blessed :smoking:
     
  9. #49 420 High Times, Feb 23, 2009

    Yeah even if you are an everyday pot smoker, doing it before a funeral is messed up, Afterwards I guess would be alittle better I guess if you had to..
     
  10. #50 Breh, Feb 23, 2009
    You know you're a stoner when...

    ...you don't remember the last time you were sober.
     
  11. #51 happy tree, Feb 23, 2009
    you know your a stoner when...
    you dont remember anything you did today or yesterday or even the day before because you spent all the days blazed as hell.
     
  12. #52 DontPassOnGrass, Feb 23, 2009
    Haha this is so true, between my roomy and i last year we had 4 or 5 cans of different smells
     
  13. #53 darkbro568, Feb 23, 2009
    this is the best one its so true :hello:
     
  14. #54 DuffJameson, Feb 23, 2009
    Last edited by a moderator: Feb 23, 2009
    this is effing CLASSIC. straight to hell, bra.
     
  15. #55 Mandeponium, Feb 23, 2009
    When your dealer calls you up to tell you about his latest shipment.
     
  16. #56 Akweedman, Feb 23, 2009
    When you seal a j with semen.
     
  17. #57 Mandeponium, Feb 23, 2009
    :hello:Gotta try that sometime. haha.
     
  18. #58 guyverman, Feb 23, 2009
    when ur babies show the first signs of sprouting u squeal like a girl with excitement at the prospect of creating lives that in turn will physically benefit u. :smoking:
     
  19. #59 6ganjaprincess9, Feb 23, 2009
    u know ur a stoner wen...

    infomercials seem to be the most exciting thing ever:cool:
     
  20. #60 oldskoolgrower, Feb 23, 2009
    You know you're a stoner when you see your tenth or twentieth 'separate You know you're a stoner' thread :rolleyes:
     
Page 3 of 6

Share This Page