you know your a stoner when....

im pretty sure this thread has been done a BUNCH but you know your a stoner when you spend more time on this site then any other

 

You know you're a stoner when you smoke so much you think you're too high to drive

Then you remember that you don't own a car

 

Mate, I am better in english than you and I am from Czech!

 

when you can't spell you're right ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gotaaaaaaachaaaaaaaaa bro

 

When you plan your meals to coincide with munchies

 

Or planning when you smoke to coincide with supper..

or am i just repeating what you said? lol

 

I don't even know

 

You know you're a stoner when you make a thread about the idiosyncrasies you identify as universal stoner behaviour.

You know your a stoner when the guy you stoned head's gushing with blood.

 

You know you're a stoner when you realized you smoked weed everyday

 

You know your a stoner when.. wait, what was i going to say?

 

When you come to the sudden realization that. Thinking, is like. Reading your own mind.

 

You know you're a stoner when you inhale more weed smoke than oxygen.

 

you know you're a stoner when you buy special lights for your room just to make smoking and chilling even better
(its true, ive spend over $200 and special lights just for smoking and chilling)

 

you know you're a stoner when you smoke a lot of weed ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i win

 

This one sucks.

I like the old one better

 

When you're looking for the lighter for over a minute and it's in your hand.

Perhaps in a subconscious attempt to not smoke the entire jar in a single sesh

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You know you're a stoner when you forget wha.................



Where am I?

 

When you can stare at something for what seems like hours contemplating everything to ever exist

 

When you start looking for more weed when you still got some left.