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You know you are a stoner when??

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by Bud Head, Nov 22, 2003.

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  1. #1 Bud Head, Nov 22, 2003
    You have STML more hours than not..


    When some one says Doobie Brothers and you say, yea i have a few..

    When the high lite of the day is getting stoned...


    Who has more??
     
  2. #2 adamBC, Nov 22, 2003
    when someone says "Hi" to you on the street, and you say "not really, last i smoked was a few hours ago"
     
  3. #3 XemiS*RR, Nov 22, 2003
    when you begin the week with one lighter and end with a completely different one

    when you feel worse for breaking a pipe than watching a horrible car crash

    when your house starts to look like a plant nursery

    when more people you dont know visit your house on friday then people you do know the whole weed

    when you make typos like that

    when you cant figure out how to fix a lawn mower but can make a pipe out of bubble wrap ( ;) )
     
  4. #4 spare tire, Nov 22, 2003
    when...

    u can make a awesome bong when u are riped after ur strait friend fucks it up

    when u make crazy comments like u drink a cup of water and ur friend says "that water is like 2 days old" and u respond with " its better than no water from 4 days ago"

    when u get done baking in ur car and get out for 30 mins and get back in and its like u smoked again

    when ur cleaning ur room and u find ove 10grams of weed u never rembet having

    your room is filled wit hempty cups and empty chip bags
     
  5. #5 Canadian, Nov 22, 2003
    When you post on this forum :D
     
  6. #6 grass roots, Nov 22, 2003

    haha, i actually have 2 empty totillas chip bags on my floor, and about 10000 water bottles all over the place! haha...guess im a stoner :p
     
  7. #7 Canadian, Nov 22, 2003
    when you find plenty of empty baggys in j00 room
     
  8. #8 Bud Head, Nov 22, 2003
    When your garden has more mj plants than all the other plants put together!!!!!


    When you turn your house into a green house filled with MJ plants!!!!!!
     
  9. #9 Canadian, Nov 22, 2003
    when your house smells like the ganja forest.
     
  10. #10 Canadian, Nov 22, 2003


    Shit im gonna go clean my room!
     
  11. #11 XemiS*RR, Nov 22, 2003
    when you do the same tony hawk mission 56 times and are amazed your friend actually counted

    FREAKIN MANUALS
     
  12. #12 KilltheKlown, Nov 22, 2003
    LMFAO!!!
     
  13. #13 Frank White, Nov 22, 2003
    when you come home from gettin stoned you started of with one lighter and end up with 20 cigs and 3 lighters.

    when you lose your last bit of weed (or did i smoke it?)
     
  14. #14 thccrystals, Nov 23, 2003
    When you just light up in the common room without giving a fuck at all. Wait that would be more of "you know you're a stoner alcoholic when..."
     
  15. #15 critter, Nov 23, 2003
    When by the time you have read all the above posts you forget what the thread was about ,stml,:D.
     
  16. #16 TheHempress, Nov 23, 2003

    ROFLMAO!
     
  17. #17 WayneCo Records, Nov 23, 2003
    when you choose weed over your gorgeous girlfriend, she was a bitch anyways so fuck it
     
  18. #18 XImmAXStonerXCh, Nov 23, 2003
    when you're bored to death sitting somewhere look around and think "i could make something to smoke out of outta that" and actually start to think how you would do it :D
     
  19. #19 Bud Head, Nov 23, 2003


    Hahahaha stml... Critter has it often!!!!
     
  20. #20 amber420, Nov 23, 2003
    my favorite...




    i would say when you prefer a joint over sex...
     
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