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you know you are a stoner when...

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by dogoncouch, Oct 19, 2008.

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  1. #1 dogoncouch, Oct 19, 2008
    Last edited by a moderator: Oct 21, 2008
    i am sorry if this was already posted, i tried to look for it a bit but didn't find it.:confused:

    anyway...

    1.you know your a stoner if when you eat cheetos and watch porn. then wonder why your dick is orange the next day.:p

    2. you know your a stoner when you sit down in the shower and use shampoo bottles for arm rests.

    3. you know your a stoner when you pick you cat up and show it life through human perspective.

    4. you know your a stoner when you talk to tons of girls and about how much they wanna fuck you. but you never do because you are always baked off your ass.

    5. you know your a stoner when you mix up sugar and salt when cooking something.

    6. you know your a stoner when you eat raw foods of things that usually take under 2 minutes in the microwave.

    7. you know you are a stoner when you will find every single clean dish to use because you want to sidetrack doing the dishes.

    8. you know your a stoner when you click on this thread with an idea already in your head for your post.

    9. you know your a stoner when you have names for things that are not alive.

    10. you know your a stoner when you talk to your pets and wait for them to respond

    11. you know your a stoner when all the food that is left in your house/appartment is either a couple years expired or takes longer than 15 minutes to cook.

    12. you know you are a stoner when you have a collection of coupons but you are too high to remember to bring them with when you go shopping. and it seems if you remember then it will most likely be expired.

    13. you know your a stoner when the worst part of your day is taking 12 trips to the garbage to throw all your empty cans/wrappers away

    14. you know your a stoner when people tease you with their food.

    15. you know your a stoner when you are pissed at someone for taking you money but the next day you could give a shit less

    ^^^(fixed due to me being a dumbass)


    16. you know your a stoner when you started reading all of these and then forgot the one you thought of and wanted to post.

    feel free to post your oppinions :wave:
    and feel free you post your own.:smoking:
     
  2. #2 Ezav420, Oct 19, 2008
    fixed:cool:
     
  3. #3 RooЯ, Oct 19, 2008
    you know your a stoner when ur saying somthing important and midsentence you pause and say.."What was i talking about?" lol happend many time to me in school. :smoke:
     
  4. #4 dogoncouch, Oct 19, 2008
    guess that was a little extreme. :rolleyes:
     
  5. #5 dogoncouch, Oct 19, 2008
    same here. then you panic for all of 5 seconds to try to remember what you were saying. but then get lost in whatever your friend is saying to you.
     
  6. #6 PennLaxPlayer, Oct 19, 2008
    You know you're a stoner when you go to pour yourself some purple drink and theres already a glass next to the fridge from the last drink you poured and forgot.
     
  7. #7 dogoncouch, Oct 19, 2008
    :p nice. i often will have 3 mountain dews and the first 2 my lips didnt even touch. only because i forgot i even opened them.
     
  8. #8 mokeweed, Oct 19, 2008
    u cant figure out why the milk wont fit in the cabinet.

    -u press the same button on the remote for over a minute before you figure out the batteries are dead.

    -then another 2 minutes of pressing untill you figure out it needs to be programmed.

    remotes are a bitch!
     
  9. #9 dogoncouch, Oct 19, 2008
    milk in the cabinet? you must get really high lol. and i usually dont have a remote. i spend 100x more time looking for it but then walk up and use the buttons on the tv after a hopeless 2 hours of searching.
     
  10. #10 Deleted member 102856, Oct 19, 2008
    yeahh haha
    you know you're a stoner when you make cereal and put the milk on top of the fridge and the cereal box inside the fridge
     
  11. #11 dogoncouch, Oct 19, 2008
    does your cereal usually go ontop of your fridge?
     
  12. #12 RasPlasch, Oct 19, 2008

    I accidently have done that even when I'm sober. But I do it even more when Im high. :smoke:
     
  13. #13 ski bum toker, Oct 19, 2008

    You say you're smoking pot? Jesus man, smoke more.
     
  14. #14 32degrees, Oct 19, 2008

    2 hours haha more like 15 seconds MAX haha
     
  15. #15 PennLaxPlayer, Oct 19, 2008
    I'm just going to start tethering shit to my couch. Remote and lighter tethered to the arm of the couch, Ashtray apoxied to the coffee table, Those rubber corners on the coffee table that they use so babies don't get concussions(I hit my knee cap off the corner too many times.) Vacuum cleaner next to the couch because someone will inevitably spill the ashtray apoxied or not...
     
  16. #16 thebirdmachine, Oct 19, 2008
    you wait at a road crossing for ages until the green man comes on even though there were no cars

    hahaha
     
  17. #17 qed, Oct 19, 2008

    hahaha this is so true
     
  18. #18 Deleted member 102856, Oct 19, 2008
    yeah the cereal goes on top of the fridge here hehe
     
  19. #19 ILLICIUM, Oct 19, 2008
    6. you know your a stoner when you eat raw foods of things that usually take under 2 minutes in the microwave.

    haha my friends M and S are in the garage after smoking 2 nice js and like 5 bowls of primo dank and im like im starving. M "theres food in the freezer" but the microwave is in the house. i take out a box of chiken strips and the box says fully cooked and im like fuck it. so i eat like 12 S eats 2 and M eats a whole box.

    the next day we were like ughhhhhhhhhhhh soo bad. we still talk about it from time to time and i feel sick when we do.

    13. you know your a stoner when the worst part of your day is taking 12 trips to the garbage to throw all your empty cans/wrappers away

    haha i just keep a plastic bag im my room for all the junk.
     
  20. #20 Lebowski, Oct 19, 2008

    Sorry cant stand reading it the other way, fixed.
     
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