Hobos. you know those people that live under bridges and drink cheap fortified wine and pick up cans for a living? they usually have big puffy beards too. they look soft. soft like a baby's bottom. but they're old. perhaps old people are not so different from us. like kangaroos are not so different from joeys. and duck billed platypuses are like duck billed platty... eggs... cause they lay eggs... like turkeys that we eat for thanksgiving, but you weird American people eat thanksgiving at a different time then us. who are you to judge when we are to eat? i tell you, if a turtle could beat an armadillo in a race i'd eat my cat! but i don't have a cat... so i'd eat my hat. hat is a funny word, it starts with h, like hippo. hippos fart from their mouths. i bet you didn't know that smart guy. see? even when i'm stoned i sound intelligeant.