You know the bigfoot from goofy movie?

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by WishfulThinker, Dec 25, 2012.

  1. Last night I was tokin in my car late and I thought to myself "what the fuck would I do if that thing showed up and it was like the movie where it fell asleep on my car and I couldn't leave." So I started looking around frantically to try and see it. After a while I decided it was time to get out.. I grab my oj, grab my chillum, time to go. That 10 yard walk to the door is scarier than ever. I open the door, nothing yet. "Just keep your eyes forward and get to the door" I tell myself. Not two steps into the quest to get inside I hear what then sounded like a guttural scream! I jump harder than I've ever jumped (getting oj allll over my face/hair). I turn around scared shitless to see a huge hairy woman neighbor dragging her trash can across gravel to make this terrible noise. Booked it inside right after without a doubt.

    Sorry for wasting your time, I'm just about to do the same thing again and I remembered this tale. Merry Christmas!

Share This Page