You know that you are a stoner when...

You know that you're a stoner when you love to smoke weed.

 

You eat stones.

 

You know your a stoner when you forget about... What was I talking about again?

 

You know you're a stoner when you earn 20$ and you automaticly think of a gram

 

You smoke a joint in front of someone and a few hours later they're calling you out for smoking too much, and you tell them that you haven't smoked at all that day.

You believe it too.

 

when you're stoned all the time

our you throw stones, cant remember which.

 

You know you're a stoner when you make a thread that has been done 800 times.

 

^ i thought u were going to the military
u know you're a stoner when u deny being a stoner while tipping a BOONNGG

 

You know you're a stoner when you look in your dad's room for weed.
(knowing he doesnt smoke)

 

You know youre a stoner when you have a prized holding container for your latest pickup, such as a miniature bucket that once consisted of cotton candy.

And when you contribute to duplicate threads of the same subject