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You have a winning dealer when...

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by BloodLust, Jun 24, 2011.

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  1. #1 BloodLust, Jun 24, 2011
    You have a winning dealer when he says "That's baby weight lol alright I got that " when you ask for a 1/4.

    Keep it going.
     
  2. #2 Sevexius, Jun 24, 2011
    I dont get it
     
  3. #3 Cali Lama, Jun 24, 2011
    their punctual..
     
  4. #4 ShockeD, Jun 24, 2011

    Means hes pushing weight. Who doesn't want that?
     
  5. #5 WeedyGirl1979, Jun 24, 2011
    They deliver to you. Door to door service rocks!
     
  6. #6 As Above So Below, Jun 24, 2011
    They answer your call the first time and say "come and get it" :D
     
  7. #7 Herbpipe1027, Jun 24, 2011
    they don't act like a dealer =p, seriously maybe i just have bad luck butI've had some very unreliable dealers over the years
     
  8. #8 Immeco, Jun 24, 2011
    When they give you 1.5 g's instead of one, for 5 dollars less than the norm. Just because you're "their boy".

    :D
     
  9. #9 FiveFourOh, Jun 24, 2011
    When you go to pick up and they have an iguana in the living room.
     
  10. #10 FilthyJebus, Jun 24, 2011
    When they introduce themselves as Bob and say they have green crack , or when they ask if you wanna come back to their crib to match a bowl
     
  11. #11 Herbpipe1027, Jun 24, 2011
    Ahh if only I could have guys like u people do XD
     
  12. #12 ryan219, Jun 24, 2011
    ... when they give you good deals????
     
  13. #13 BloodLust, Jun 24, 2011
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    I JUST now got the hookup after a year or so. It came suddenly... I ended up asking around white friends, that didn't work, so I decided I would have to go outside my comfort zone and ask some "ghettoish" people, sure enough.
     
  14. #14 As Above So Below, Jun 24, 2011
    Haha yeah new dealers for me just randomly pop up lol. Every job I've had for the last 2 years I always met someone who smoked. I just got a landscaping job and on the second day I smoked a blunt of lemon diesel with my partner :laughing:
     
  15. #15 F. Fontaine, Jun 24, 2011
    "You're a good guy. Here's an extra two grams, free of charge".
     
  16. #16 iSPARK, Jun 24, 2011
    When they give you weed for free then suck your dick then let you ride away on their personal unicorn
     
  17. #17 blazedjohnny, Jun 24, 2011
    ..they call you after they re-up they call you, and the convo goes as such:
    batman: yo, i just picked up some fire shit, where are you?
    me: at home, chillin.
    then the doorbell rings and theres he is, with two blunts haha
     
  18. #18 Neptune Bassist, Jun 24, 2011
    [​IMG]
     
  19. #19 imaB, Jun 24, 2011
    They take visa for payment.
     
  20. #20 blazedjohnny, Jun 24, 2011
    idk about your dealer, but im not lettin that ***** suck my dick lol
     
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