You guys probably poop wrong.

Discussion in 'General' started by The Crunge, Aug 11, 2012.

  1. You're supposed to sit up straight, with your lower spine pushed forward and your knees above your hips.

    And to set the mood:
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  2. What a shitty thread :p
     
  3. i'm so high i cant even begin to contemplate what that sitting position looks like
     
  4. [quote name='"RipIt1"']i'm so high i cant even begin to contemplate what that sitting position looks like[/quote]

    Good posture with a foot stool :cool:
     
  5. I poop like this
     

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  6. [quote name='"thestonedstoner"']I poop like this[/quote]

    When you sit like that, the tube inside of your ass, also known as the "rectum", is kinked similar to a garden hose. :yummy:
     
  7. Bro how the fuck? My toilet is like knee-height :(
     
  8. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WQaqeC_wME]Poopin 2.0! - YouTube[/ame]
     
  9. Imagine squatting over a hole in the ground to take a shit. Or basically, an Asian toilet.
     

  10. ... :eek:
     

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  11. [quote name='"Capsule Sun"']

    Imagine squatting over a hole in the ground to take a shit. Or basically, an Asian toilet.[/quote]

    That's how us Homos are supposed to poop! And that's the easiest way for shit to come out. That's why pooping like The Thinker up there is hard. Well, not hard, but it comes out slower.
     
  12. I just take a shit man, as long as it comes out I'm good.
     
  13. [quote name='"WeedNotDrugs"']I just take a shit man, as long as it comes out I'm good.[/quote]

    As long as toilet paper touches my ass, I'm good.
     

  14. I don't mind the added length because when I'm on the toilet I either ponder about life, or dick around on my phone.
     
  15. This is ironic because I am on the toilet as I read this.
     
  16. [quote name='"thestonedstoner"']

    I don't mind the added length because when I'm on the toilet I either ponder about life, or dick around on my phone.[/quote]

    Well I don't speed-poop or anything. I made this thread while taking a shit.
     
  17. keep you feet flat on the ground and touch your butt cheeks to your achilles and poop like a boss
     
  18. Are there really 16 people viewing this thread right now? LOL
     
  19. I bet I could out speed all of you in a shitting contest.
     

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