..And see a giant fucking spider chilling up there? jesus christ the only thing that scares me more than spiders are spiders that hang down on its web next to where im sitting.
Yes..It's awful. Ever been sitting at the computer and feel one slowly just crawl across your barefoot? I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS. I WILL BLOW TORCH THEM ALL.
One time I was driving in my car, I looked to the right for some reason and there was this spider coming down from the ceiling... I bugged literally
Haha, misleading title I thought this was going to be something about contemplating life and what you've accomplished and want to accomplish. Personally I've never had many problems with spiders in my house, the only real time was when I was going to go to bed but for some reason I got caught up doing something and when I finally went to go to bed I found a spider laying in my bed and that wouldn't of been too comfy.
why is Arachnophobia so prevalent ? why does it seem like every other person is afraid of spiders. i don't know if a lot of people blow it out of proportion to be cool or what but being terrified of a small ass creature like a spider is irrational. whats so scary about spiders in the first place? i don't like them much since there creepy looking but i have no problem being around one. i just don't want them on me. or a lot of them.
So if you had a big ass spider chillen next to your computer right now, you wouldn't kill it or at least put it outside? I don't even like flys in my house man lol
When I'm stoned and have to kill a spider, it feels like I'm slaying a fucking dragon... Like my brain goes into battle mode, adrenaline kicks in, and I think of the most badass way to get rid of the scary little shit. After its done I always picture myself with "we are the champions" in the background.
One time i fuckin woke up for no reason turn on my light and see a spider repelling over where i was lying in bed! Wtf! Another time i was chillin in bed (same spot) and he repelled down over my laptop. Dudes trynna get me
[quote name='"CapNCosmos"']When I'm stoned and have to kill a spider, it feels like I'm slaying a fucking dragon... Like my brain goes into battle mode, adrenaline kicks in, and I think of the most badass way to get rid of the scary little shit. After its done I always picture myself with "we are the champions" in the background.[/quote] This, but ill get back to it in a second. OP: Yes. At my old apartment they were aweful. I would lean back on my couch and see a huge ass spider ALL THE FUCKING TIME it was almost like ritual. The complex was by all these fields of grass and shit and man the spiders were bad. One time there was this huge fucking spider outside my apartment walking up so my roommate got this stick and stabbed it while I was shining a light on it. It was a fucking mother spider carrying its babies on its back. They scattered EVERYWHERE, like the ground turned black. I freaked the fuck out and grabbed some bleach spray and roachkiller haha and soaked those motherfuckers. Needless to say I ran my happy ass into the apartment and watched the door for like 5 minutes to make sure they weren't coming in. Back to the quoted dude, hell fuckin yeah man. The roof was the worst because they'd always fuckin fall, the wall was pretty bad too but my adrenaline would be on maximum flow haha. About 40% of the time I'd go for the sandal throw. I was pretty fuckin effective with it. My roommate had an air soft gun and we'd get like an inch or two away and blast the little fuckers sometimes. Everytime I felt like a fucking bringer of death on a mission to slay em. God I hate spiders.
spiders are horrifying. they can rot off limbs if theyre the right kind (recluse), and other ones are just awful to have around for no real reason. those giant fat fuck spiders that like to hang out in my garage are awful too. then you add the fact those little sons of bitches go all GSG9 on your ass.
Spiders don't scare me. Unless it's a brown recluse. Then, I kill it with fire and girl screams like Thad's... [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edFeEFREvgA]BMS Thad Castle Screaming like a Girl! - YouTube[/ame]
I was playing FIFA one night, stoned, and as I'm playing I feel this weird creepy feeling on my arm ... And then it started moving. I look and see what at the time looked like an 8 legged freak racing up my arm, like fucking fast. I shit myself, jump outta bed and wrestle the spider under a glass (meanwhile the bastard I was playing at FIFA scored and won ). It isn't too big, not the biggest I've seen, but definitely the fastest. It was proper jumping under the glass too. Little fucker looks like he has horns
Spiders are awesome. They are intelligent and amazing hunters. I picked one out of my navel the other day.
[quote name='"grape tomato"']Spiders are awesome. They are intelligent and amazing hunters. I picked one out of my navel the other day.[/quote] Your.... Belly button?...
Yeah, it was crazy. I was enjoying some bud, so I didn't pay attention to the fact I had been caressing the spider for several minutes.
[quote name='"grape tomato"'] Yeah, it was crazy. I was enjoying some bud, so I didn't pay attention to the fact I had been caressing the spider for several minutes.[/quote] Holy shit! Lol
I saw a spider once and I looked it up and it was a harmless spider so I let it stay there and it just went around killing all the insects for me But I saw it's dead body by the air conditioner one day, I guess it finally ran out of insects to eat