You ever fart so hard your back cracks?

Discussion in 'General' started by Sativanya, Nov 17, 2011.

  1. Cause I just did :smoke:
  2. Here's an imaginary cookie.
  3. I hope you changed your undies.
  4. You ever fart so hard you're ass levitates from your chair for at least 1 second. I did.

    You ever take such a big shit that you actually thought you ripped you're asshole and considered screaming for someone to call the doctor while you're sitting on the toilet?

    I have.
  5. That's an accomplishment.
  6. No but i've had such a powerful shit that when i was done it felt like someone was punching me in the asshole
  7. I got so constipated once,that I got so backed up I pissed out diarrhea
  8. I once had a fart so large I was hungry afterwards :cool:
  9. I shat my back out of place once, true story.
  10. Ive coughed and had my back crack... Also sometimes when i take a deep breath wtf
  11. Ever fart soo hard that your asshole/cheeks hurt during/ after the fart?

    I have.....................:eek:

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