You cant stop the Microfart

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by boatdock, Dec 28, 2011.

  1. #1 boatdock, Dec 28, 2011
    Anyone been sittin in a group sesh or in a car with a hot girl and get a case of microfartz? Ya know, those teeny tiny farts that you can't hold in but smell like a pooclear explosion? Or is it just me...
     
  2. #2 Tourniquet, Dec 28, 2011
    Just you.
     
  3. #3 boatdock, Dec 28, 2011
    [quote name='"Tourniquet"']Just you.[/quote]

    Yay, forever alone......
     
  4. #4 blackzinger, Dec 28, 2011
    Hahaha no I got u bud. Had a tiny lil killer once in class. Teacher evacuated the class cause kids were getting nausius (sp?)
     
  5. #5 boatdock, Dec 28, 2011
    [quote name='"blackzinger"']Hahaha no I got u bud. Had a tiny lil killer once in class. Teacher evacuated the class cause kids were getting nausius (sp?)[/quote]

    The invisible assassin...
     
  6. #6 Dankdogg, Dec 28, 2011
    i somehow think that's bullshit or you have one serious nuclear atomic asshole....
     
  7. #7 boatdock, Dec 28, 2011
    [quote name='"Dankdogg"']

    i somehow think that's bullshit or you have one serious nuclear atomic asshole....[/quote]

    I've had some room clearers, no more raisin bran for me...
     
  8. #8 DojaCFR, Dec 28, 2011
    [quote name='"boatdock"']
    pooclear explosion?
    [/quote]

    Lol, I was gonna respond with a mushroom cloud, but found this instead...lol
     

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  9. #9 FuckBeerGetWeed, Dec 31, 2011
    I mean i fuckin farted one time and it was so bad my friend had to go outside and throw up
     

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