You aren't a pothead unless...

You can easily be a pothead without ever dabbing.

 

- You've never lost a lighter

 

- You felt that rush when your dealer calls you after waiting a few hours, ready to get blazed

 

- If you aint fuckin with GC you ain't a pothead

 

Dude, you don't have to smoke out of a can and smoke resin and shit.. that doesn't make you a pothead, it just makes you desperate.

You're not a pothead unless... You smoke a lot of weed, the end

 

im not a pothead i just smoke weed

 

your veins run green

You are a flower child if you vaporize
your eyes crystalize

 

You're not a pothead unless you smoke marijuana and enjoy it

 

-Make threads about how you want to be considered a pothead

 

i've never got the chance to dab or choose from a variety of strains. i've consistently toked for many years, though

 

you clean your bong, more then your room

 

that rhymes.

 

It does?

 

No, it doesn't.

 

you can be a pothead with out doing any of that

 

this.

 

Think about smoking more than eating.

 

you take t-breaks because of not getting very high off chronic.

 

If thou satisfieth the first condition, thou is indeed a pothead.
If thou satisfieth the second condition, thou is indeed a moron.