You are stranded on an Island

Discussion in 'General' started by TitoMaas, Nov 10, 2012.

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    You have access to 2 weeks worth of clean water and coconuts to eat. You also can choose 3 things from the following list to have with you.

    - 1 OZ of Weed (smoking necessities included)
    - A swiss knife
    - 2 Hardcore Dallas Cowboy Fans
    - A flask full of whisky
    - Some bulsa wood and nails (enough to build a boat but you have no experience)
    - 2 weeks worth of clean clothes
    - 4 Playboy Bunnies
    - A Cell Phone with only 1 bar and a low battery



    Which 3 Items do you choose?
     
  2. Weed ofc
    Cell Phone
    Playmates
     
  3. 4 Playboy Bunnies
    1 OZ of Weed (smoking necessities included)
    A flask full of whisky

    GOING TO BE A HELL OF TWO WEEKS!!!!

    Then I would figure something out.....haha
     
  4. 4 Playmates
    1 OZ of weed
    Wood and Nails


    Wood and nails so you can build a boat, or possibly a little shack?
    Why would anyone want cowboy fans with them? lol wtf
    The knife would be good, but you'll find something similar in the wild
    Flask is too small, who knows how long you'll be there. Also, I don't really drink.
    You can wash your clothes
    You don't need a cell phone. When you have the other 3 things, do you really need to even get off the island??????
     
  5. -2 Cowboys fans
    -Flask of whiskey
    -OZ of bud

    The two Cowboys fans to eat after I run through the coconuts, and the whiskey and weed to get over the fact that I just killed and ate two fucking people.
     
  6. I'd just swim to one of the boats nearby and ask them to bring me to shore...once I'm done smoking the weed, drinking the whisky and fucking the playboy bunnies til I get bored of their plastic faces.
     
  7. why would you eat two dallas cowboy fans when you could eat 4 playboy bunnies...
     
  8. Knife, wood and nails, cell phone. Assuming, since you clarified one bar and low battery, that I could still actually contact someone with it.
     

  9. Look at this survivor! :hello:
     
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  11. Weed, bunnies and the wood/nails.

    Playboy bunnies are obvious.

    Weed comes with smoking accessories and therefore fire, I can use that fire to clean the water and thus survive. Hopefully there are seeds in which I could replenish my supply too.

    Wood and nails would be made into shelter.

    Fuck it, I just acquired GC island for free.
     
  12. Wow, OP, that's way too much thinking. I would need pussy, alcohol, and weed. Fuck everything else.

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    I'll respond seriously Monday afternoon. :smoking:
     
  13. - OZ
    - knife
    - and flask

    Weed to keep you from going insane, knife for gathering food and making stuff, alcohol for disinfecting wounds and maybe to drink and flavor meat or fish.
     



  14. Well, being a straight female, I wouldn't have much use for playboy bunnies. And while an ounce of weed would be nice, I'd much rather get back home and be able to smoke as much as I want. :p


    And I have no idea what anyone would do with 2 hardcore Dallas Cowboy fans.
     
  15. nails and wood, ill make a raft
    bunnies, they can provide bait for sharks or pleasure on the raft ride home
    oz.weed, so i can celebrate making it safely home.
     
  16. [quote name='"CudLifee"']Weed ofc
    Cell Phone
    Playmates[/quote]

    This.

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  17. Cell phone, wood and nails would be all I really need.

    I would take the dallas cowboy fans as well because they would be better company than ditzy hos.
     
  18. Playboy Bunnies
    OZ of some Green
    Cellphone

    I figure the cellphone pulls through by the end of the 2 weeks? Maybe not. Actually, I'll go with

    Swiss Knife
    Bulsa wood and nails
    2 fans

    That way, we survive, I write a book, make millions, and smoke all the weed and fuck all the Playboy Bunnies I want.

    :smoke:
     
  19. Can I pick 4 bunnies 3 times?

    12 bunnies and I'd be set for a bit. I can reproduce with 3, make 3 my personal slaves demanding hard labor, and slowly eat the remaining 6 one by one to feed my important reproducing bunnies and myself.

    If I survive long enough to see my children grow up I'll pat myself on the back but honestly I don't think I'll last longer than a month.
    I'd have to eat a bunny or two at week to survive.
     
  20. Threesome?
     

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