You are handing over your body to a new owner. What do you point out?

Discussion in 'General' started by jacktown, Apr 10, 2012.

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  1. #1 jacktown, Apr 10, 2012
    When you are selling a used car or a house you are expected to point out things to the new owner that aren't obvious or intuitive. Stufrf that you have only learned by owning the car or house for a long time.

    What if we had to do this with our body? So what features are unique to your physique?
     
  2. #2 RareGolden, Apr 10, 2012
    don't tell them anything......
     
  3. #3 Spaced, Apr 10, 2012
    Be careful of stepping on its dick.. it hurts when it drags on the ground.
     
  4. #4 ergophobic, Apr 10, 2012
    Watch out for those dashing good looks. They're likely to be the cause of many accidents for which you may be liable.
     
  5. #5 Blaze, Apr 10, 2012
    Sorry for looking like this....

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    Good luck trying to bang chicks..
     
  6. #6 foxbodystang, Apr 10, 2012
    premium drugs only.
     
  7. #7 ghostonvacation, Apr 10, 2012
    "Don't worry about those bumps down there"
     
  8. #8 SleeStak, Apr 10, 2012
    the hips have a carrying capacity of 145lbs
     
  9. #9 PinkFlamingo, Apr 10, 2012
    Eat as much spicy Mexican as you want, just don't pump that shitty taco bell into my body or you will have some serious issues... Fucking taco bell :mad:
     
  10. #10 twitchydude420, Apr 10, 2012
    Don't milk the third nipple.
     
  11. #11 Meneks, Apr 10, 2012
    Diesel engine.


    Edit: I'm stick
     
  12. #12 Thai, Apr 10, 2012
    instead of a new engine, gunna need a new liver soon lol
     
  13. #13 zyNc, Apr 10, 2012
    You will get much more attention. A tall, good looking white male that stands at 6 foot 3 inches with the perfect face, skin tone, and posture. At 200 lbs with its strong & athletic physique you'll be able to take on just about anyone in a fight, unless you're a fucking pussy and can't fight. Also comes with some sexy blue eyes and blonde hair.

    With this body you'll be able to pick up just about any chick, as long as you have the personality to fulfill its standards, but if you didn't have the confidence or personality to begin with my body is probably your best bet at self-improving your core as a person.

    Take my body. No one else's is as good.
     
  14. #14 OscarZetaAcosta, Apr 10, 2012
    Killed previous owner.:cool:
     
  15. #15 LHiver, Apr 10, 2012
    My skin is sensitive and I'm allergic to morphine.
     
  16. #16 Pun Intended, Apr 10, 2012
    lol this is such an interesting idea for a thread

    it's a shame i'm an uncreative cunt
     
  17. #17 Spoogett, Apr 11, 2012
    The anus isn't loose, all anus's look like that.
     
  18. #18 full melt, Apr 11, 2012
    Should have checked the car fax, sucker!
     
  19. #19 sokal, Apr 11, 2012

    inb4 ban . . . . .

    and i wud say "i'm ugly as fuck cuz, dont do too much shit to make me even uglier"
     
  20. #20 Shirogane7, Apr 11, 2012
    Might wanna swap out the lungs... They're a little worn.
     
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